Paul Cowey - WordsWritten Copywriting

No-nonsense copywriter. Often tweets nonsense.

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Half-price London City Hike - this weekend only!
I've just launched my popular tour on GetYourGuide and am offering 50% OFF this Saturday & Sunday (only £11!)

See ALL the sights, meet some nice people, have a pint at the end 🍻

https://t.co/2q4hIDeEKe

#thingstodoinlondon

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Living your life to avoid regret is the surest way to end up full of it

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If you e-mail asking someone to do something and sign off with "thanks in advance", eat shit.

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May?

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#creativewriting

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bit late, but here's April

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the internet is exhausting

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@BBCPolitics Michael Fabricant looks like a man going to a fancy dress party as Boris Johnson

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part 3/12

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#creativewriting #March2022

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I think I need to stop writing now, my mind has gone.....

#latenightcopywriting

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part 2/12

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#creativewriting

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#copywriting

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#creativewriting

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why did NOBODY tell me about Nathan For You?
https://t.co/vO11Se4vGT

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Am I supposed to be at work today?

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Welcome to 2022. Let’s hustle until the world explodes.

#LinkedIn #marketingtwitter #lowbrowart

https://t.co/fq5LcLO6Bc

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Got jabbed again 💉
This time it involved exposing my bullet of a left nipple in a Tesco car park because I'd worn 17 jumpers and it was the only way to access the good meat.

Currently conceptualising jumpers with jab flaps, who's in?

#nipple #Booster #jabflaps

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Weird blog post just dropped...

https://t.co/RZV6jqFbKZ

#creativewriting #satire

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**WARNING: shameless self-promotion**

My beloved side-hustle is back! I turned it off because Brexit made things too complicated, but solutions have been found and dumb t-shirts can be bought again, just in time for Xmas.

https://t.co/xQBDhPFB51

#tshirtshop #tshirtdesign

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@Nickhalo01 I just died a little bit inside

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@Ber_Leary agreed 👏

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Just seen a job ad looking for people who are "high performers and deliver impact in everything, everyday."

Everything. Every day. Nothing but IMPACT.