Rebel Waltz

Just a bloke stumbling along through life. Devastatingly handsome, also a bit of a dick.

[Rebel Waltz @Wordsmithsibbo]

I've just unleased a double-barrelled fart, whilst watering out front, that triggered the Ring doorbell. My wife got a notification on her App. Beyond proud right now.

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@somersetlevel He's very, very, very, very - I don't have enough verys - weird.

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This is why I have 4.

Doggos, not deer.

[dog @Dog__Dog0]

i love how dogs just adopt anything that breathes

[dog @Dog__Dog0]

i love how dogs just adopt anything that breathes

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@AvonandsomerRob Caramac

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@Gervais0fficial If real account you'll know Warren. Both genius. Geniu. Geni. Genio. Fuck it, I don't know the collective noun.

Show me the way to Amarillo with a cuppa - keep the tea bag in the cup.

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@rickygervais I have bottom sweat. HELP

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Quid Pro Quo on the Hampshire Riviera tonight #saintsfc #pompey

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I bought this 200 quid bed fot my best dog. Every night.

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Apparetly singing Blink 182 songs on the park and ride bus in Winchester is fround upon. I'm going full on Tina Turner next time.

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Absolute disgrace that we can't even get one warship within a week to a combat zone. Heads at the MOD need to roll. There's another 5 sat there in port, 3 don't work!

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@rickygervais @3ridingswhisky Smoking! Though even if I was a massive gayer, I still wouldn't.

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@SartorialThug @RepBoebert Footwear department! Suits you, sir. Ooh

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This wins the internet.

[Christopher Talbot @Lord_Talbot64]

When Angela Rayner meets Hannah Spencer in Parliament.

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@MarcherReborn He's a massive twat. And will always one.

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@80s_Kidz @Underc0verChris 🤣just spat my coffee.Genius.

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This is class
https://t.co/RlT1rQktlz

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@rickygervais Sorry can't attend. Bum Issues.

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@MartinBrunt @SkyNews he's not 'vunerable' Martin. He killed 2 little girls.

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@Jameypaint I won't vote for them, but will have whatever they're snorting!

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@Joey7Barton Roads and prostitutes.