WorkdayPunkQuotes

WDP: The sad, sick, boner factory est. 2012

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if you got hit in the head hard enough with a tit, and it perminately damaged your brain, would you even be mad?

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I built a 500$ bird flipping device

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DO YOU WANT TO BE SELLING VACCUUM CLEANERS DOOR TO DOOR OR DO YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A FUCKING MAN AND GO GATHER INTELLIGENCE ON YOUR ACCOUNTS SO I CAN MAKE YOU FUCKING RICH?

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i got a gotdang hoagie

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soap tacos it is

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Margarine, what is this, the 80s? #butter4life

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very brocolli ish

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anyone using that controlled feedback can getm y dick

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Parents, never leave kids unsupervised when they’re watching YouTube. You can never tell what they’re going to click through to. I left my son unattended with my phone and somehow he ended up watching the WASSUP Bud ad from 20 years ago and now he will not stop fucking saying it

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i got a dick hair stuck in a condom the other day. saw STARS

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i am ate sambwitch

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atomic frontal wedgie

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i have a friend who has 3

we called him E.T. when we were kids

The Extra Testicle

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a testicle that looks like peanut butter

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Beto O'Rourke promises to reunite The Mars Volta if he becomes President https://t.co/l6YrVZsFlF

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we mus deveol fleshlights made of natural pussys

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I want to quit my job and either build guitar amps or test fleshlights.

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@notch yes please come punch me

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@MrBlindPenguin Monday morning. The gym is empty on Sunday nights, and it's amazing.

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delicious healthcare