Retail Workers Anonymous

What goes on behind the Employees Only door.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nothing like reminiscing about attempted coups over a bouquet of flowers 👹👹

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

The only thing Laura Ingraham is revealing here is that Black people only talk to her in our “voice for white people we don’t trust”.

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

If I worked at the Capitol, I would organize a walkout for everyone that worked there. If the spineless, hypocritical @GOP refuse to convict Trump, they can mount their own defense when it happens again. They can pull themselves up by those bootstraps they love so much.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Canada did $2,000/monthly. The US is the richest nation on earth and a 2nd stimulus check is getting blocked bc GOP want corporate bailouts & austerity in “exchange” for it.

Maybe if everyone in the US incorporated as an LLC, Mitch McConnell would actually do something for them.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR ALL THE SELFISH BASTARDS OUT THERE. Saying "everyone can do it because I did it" is like Superman encouraging the people of metropolis to leap off tall buildings because he can do it. #CancelStudentDebt

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“Things were bad for me, so they should stay bad for everyone else” is not a good argument against debt cancellation - student, medical, or otherwise. #CancelStudentDebt

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

@WafflesPharm Honestly, most of what I say is wash your hands, especially to the Male customers.

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

Ketchup is essential if you're a six year old or a certain POTUS eating a well done steak.

[PharmWaffles @WafflesPharm]

Today's drive-thru dilemma:
Tech: this lady wants me to get her a bottle of ketchup
Me: I'm not sure that's on the "menu" as an essential grocery item
Tech: should I go get it
Me: **blank stare**
Tech: **blank stare**
(Twitter... is a bottle of ketchup an essential food item??)

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

SAY THAT FOR EVERYONE IN THE BACK, AGAIN PLEASE!!!!!!! #Retail

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

@Retailrantriot I got a rush just reading that. What is life?

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

Sorry, maybe I am an old #retail soul, but who the fuck does @Apple think they are fooling with the trees. I wasn't aware ipads, iPhones and MacBooks occur naturally in the wild. #overthisshit #retailproblems #bullshit

[(formerly)💢Retail Rant in the Key of F💢 @Retailrantriot]

PSA: if you are lucky enough not to work retail or cust/food service now or never have...don't be a dick.

It costs you nothing.

Signed,
All of us
@@LeAngryChick @LadyDarkness47 @retailrants5 @WorkersRetail @WokeRetail @retaillaugh @TiesWho @15Means15 @ObservingRetail

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

@rararetailer

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

@rararetailer Give me strength

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

@SWilliamBrown33 Is this DC living a Groundhog Day type scenario?

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

Sorry, #dearcoworker, I thought this was the break room, not an open mic where you test your tired and trite observations.

And don't pull a Chris Hardwick and laugh at your own jokes. It's desperate. At least finish the joke before laughing.

Sincerely,
Aspiring #comedy writer

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

@RetailQueen2 @SWilliamBrown33 Five hours later, he ran in, with the stuff and receipt. And........I said no. Not doing it.

If I did the return, it would legitimize his awful behavior. I just hope he learned....#Retail

[Retail Workers Anonymous @WorkersRetail]

@RetailQueen2 @SWilliamBrown33 One time, a #dearustomer insisted he left his receipt at home. In the process he was calling me a dumbass, fucker, cunt, etc. I told the guy, if you find the receipt, we can do the return.