Merlin Tragic Making

2nd only to Disney

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

Remember when the dungeons used to have cool photoshoots rather than AI slop?

[The London Dungeon @LondonDungeon]

🦇 This Halloween, The London Dungeon takes you back to 1886…
The Count has crossed land and sea — and he’s hunting for more than his lost beloved.

Dare to face Dracula in his crypt? 🩸

👉 Pre-book now: https://t.co/RIqYP3VIIV

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@Fammypoop

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

Good evening.

[twist🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦋⚡️🎧 @EuroDancer997]

LMAOOOOOO

"we're taking off 5 attractions but f*ck you. no reduced price"

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

Yeh. What you gonna do about it?

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@drumsanddrops @coasterclub 👀👀

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@Fammypoop @sweets_bo I doubt anyone is paying that much attention

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

TICKETS PLEASE

[Laura @Lauraarh]

Just sat down trying to enjoy my apple fries and two Thorpe workers just came up to us to try and sell us a car parking ticket.
Second to Disney guys

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

Environmentally friendly locks

[ダン.  @dxnn91]

Oh even security is tragic… @WorldClassMerli

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

£50.

Buckwheat Butlins

[joshwithaua @JoshClem26]

How was the Buckwheat Brunch?

Me:

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@pyroparks

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

how is the vampire closed from the 29th to the 27th?

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@StealthOp_ Pretty standard tbf

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@StealthOp_ 29/9/23 - 15:00 until 27/9/23 - 12:00

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

award winning tweet

[justplainbroke @thePaulR]

Yeah, but silver for food at AT? Kinda undermines the whole award system credibility…
@WorldClassMerli

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

shouldn’t be worn ever

[ダン.  @dxnn91]

Lanyard - do not place around neck @WorldClassMerli

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@Spikebmth @Lauraarh Plus I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone that sees being interrupted with a card reader whilst they’re having a chat as a “positive”

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@Spikebmth @Lauraarh I’m the kind that doesn’t enjoy a card reader shoved in my face whilst I’m mid conversation 😆

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@Rollercoastera4 @Spikebmth @Lauraarh Maybe I want to enjoy my lunch and talk to my friends without being interrupted??

[Merlin Tragic Making @WorldClassMerli]

@Spikebmth @Lauraarh They’re literally disturbing people having their lunch???

[MrsMalone 💙 @JayBec2015]

@CWOA did you know that this qr code takes you to Alton towers’s souvenir page 🙈🤣 bit awkward