Mike Evans

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

I just want to hang out with Anthony Bourdain for a week

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Do you think they give these stickers out for free? http://t.co/iTYcx1MiS5

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Planned on going to bed an hour ago. Thanks a lot Epic Rap Battles Of History.

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

The new acronym for 2013 is FYPM. As in, Fuck You Pay Me. Which has been the theme in my life for the past couple... http://t.co/vkNWkJtZSo

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

This is a real site...

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[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

I'm at the point in my life where the pregnancy and engagement posts today are actually real...

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Who else is excited for Google Maps Treasure Mode?

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[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

How lucky are you? http://t.co/2y4HJg89q2

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/a39vfEeZO7

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Kind of upset that we got rained out before we finished the last half mile at the mud run but very proud of our... http://t.co/6Omqs0NBY6

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Woke up early and sober to go run in mud for a couple of hours

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

How do you know when eggs go bad? When they hatch?

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Some days you're the windshield and some days you're the bug.

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Michael Jordan is a terrible dancer http://t.co/VgAcsxdgWO

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Apparently the vodka in my freezer leaked onto my ice ergo I'm drunk at the gym

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

This is fun

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[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

If no one has said it yet today, fuck you GoDaddy.

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Fuuuuuuck FTP file managers and site migration.

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

I'm way too young to be laid up all day in bed because of back problems.

[Mike Evans @WorldStraggler]

Need to sell 4 more of these so Tiffany McDonald can get her cupcakes.

Edgewood Bakery Cupcake Sampler – one... http://t.co/4WKNyDwbwv