We’ve run out of Fox’s glacier mints and a trick or treater with a full beard and a voice deeper Frank Bruno just rang the bell wanting to bloody trick or treat us. We’ve turned all the lights off and are hiding in the conservatory.
Vegan week? What’re we going to get? A stick of celery dipped in icing sugar? A jacket potato dressed up as a bloody scone? An iron tablet in a cake case? I won’t lose #GBBO to those sprialising nutcases too.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it till the day I kick the bucket. Paul Hollywood has the hands of a bricklayer and the fact they’re covered in flour and bloody hundreds and thousands and not cement is a crying shame. What a sad loss for the building trade.
With all this Jamie Oliver business floating about, I’m a bit worried. The wife made something called a stir fry the other night which they reckon is of Chinese origin. Will I be arrested?
Saw a pizza with pineapple on the top of it in the Co-op. 30 degree heat and now, exotic foods. People will be coming here instead of Spain now, as if the bloody parking’s not bad enough as it is. Moving to Mongolia.
@rickygervais I’m sure Bobby Davro had to put up with a bit of stick when he was starting out too and now look... he’s performing in Halifax and everything. Keep at it lad. It could be you next.
Should’ve moved to Benidorm when we had the chance instead of spending money on the bloody conservatory we can’t sit in because it’s like bloody Siberia in there.