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@barstoolsports @tysmith66 This is so accurate it hurts

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@ConnorPitney @AlexColor 2009 was a great year

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Spotted: dude vaping while riding his hover board. The future is here.

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The cashier at Giant keeps saying "I'll see you tomorrow" to customers after they pay. Not so sure he gets the concept of grocery shopping.

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My uber driver asked me if I wanted an Iced tea, I said yes, and then nothing happened and we didn't speak for the rest of the ride.

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I'm sensing a trend

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Remember the dream you used to have where youre in your underwear in public? Well i ripped my pants at work and am currently living that out

[kumar @2Qs4UsKUMAR]

#bochella2017

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

I didn't know you can tweet from prison https://t.co/rxrPPBonff

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Our old uber driver just called us a bunch of nerds

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@ConnorPitney @AlexColor just when I think its never coming back, they manage to surprise me. S/O @McDonalds, you sly dogs

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>I work with people in Canada
>Canadian Thanksgiving is Monday
>I keep saying "Happy Thanksgiving!" on the phone
>My office thinks I'm nuts

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@littlb0peep @Forster_Gump in hindsight, this is headed in a much different direction than intended

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I just want to say that you all should have seen this clown takeover coming, Ronald McDonalds been rubbing me the wrong way since '94

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Quick question: is someone still trying to calculate the value of Pi

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@espn @ESPNFantasy thank you

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@espn @ESPNFantasy can you tell me what my score is please

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The real problem with coed bathrooms: I have to share the pain of standing in line for the ladies room

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming #Olympics
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