Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳

Corporate Majdoor.

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

Is this a real belief or just andhbhakts thinking Dhurandhar 2 was a factual documentary film?

[Wansh Agarwal @imwansh]

@Akshat_World Note ban wasn't a stupid call. Don't write anything just for the sake of it.

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

Note ban was not stupid. It was EXTREMELY stupid. Here is why:-

1) Zoom in on this image: what does it say-- it says that I PROMISE to pay the bearer this sum of 1000 rupees

2) This is a sovereign promise. The line never said: I promise to pay the bearer this sum of 1000 rupees. BUT...1 day, I might ask you to get in line & change notes.

And, if you can't do it: then, well, lol.

3) The day this note was banned, this promise was broken.

Forget about whether this good/bad (outcome wise), the note ban was a disaster because it set the belief that words of the sovereign can't be trusted.

General junta can be followed by drama and movies. But institutional investors watch all these things very closely. And, make their investment decisions accordingly.

And, guess what they're showing their faith (or the lack of it) by pulling money out in record numbers.

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

@simadologist @bainjal Doesn't matter. Jobs will be lost even with adoption, that is the promise of AI tech - less or now workers needed

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Good that Dharmendra Pradhan resigned today.

If the protest had gone on for a few more days – GenAlpha was just about rolling up their sleeves to join GenZ. 😂

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

Fantastic logic. Only godi journos should give advice to their masters so the lords forever remain comfortable and not feel pressured to be competent or accountable.

[pallavi ghosh @_pallavighosh]

Just as no ‘godi journos’ should give advice to opp what to do - so should the so called “real journos’ not give advise to govt what to do ! #samelogic

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

@sachin_rt Your biggest fan since I was 4 years old. Please remain silent instead of releasing meaningless cowardly statements. Silence is better than cowardice, you never feared the fastest bowlers of the world but it breaks my heart (really does) to see you so afraid right now.

[Ashok Kumar Pandey अशोक اشوک @Ashok_Kashmir]

पालघर के पास 620 करोड़ की लागत से बने मुंबई-अहमदाबाद हाइवे पर गड्ढा हो जाने के कारण 10 मिनट में 15 से ज़्यादा गाड़ियाँ टकरा गईं।

भ्रष्टाचार मंत्री-ठेकेदार करें और 50% सरकार का मुआवज़ा भरें आम जनता की गाड़ियाँ!

कमाल है!

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

Experiments should be restricted to labs.

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

World's first experiment with 100% sampling.

If Gadkari ji is incharge of cancer cure, he would test new medicines by making it mandatory for 1.4 billion people.

[Sumanth Raman @sumanthraman]

Corruption is all pervasive. Those who spoke of this being a clean Government (it never was) need to wake up and smell the coffee.

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

Everyone is giving excuses in the thread to protect the government. The primary point should be: why is the BJP trying to dictate eating choices of the majority? If Jains don't want to eat eggs they should refuse, no one will force them. But why force non vegetarians to eat carbs

[Diva Jain @DivaJain2]

Most people whining about lack of eggs have never run an organization. Veg/Non Veg segregation is a logistical nightmare for a project of this scale.
Also Govt is under no obligation to help you meet your (expensive) protein goals.
If you want eggs/meat please eat them at home.

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

Haath aur chehre ka colour match nahi kar raha. Itne make up ki kya zaroorat hai desh ke neta ko?

[Dr. Ragini Nayak @NayakRagini]

हँस-हँस के पेट में दर्द हो गया 🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. Ragini Nayak @NayakRagini]

मोदी जी ‘Excellency-Excellency’ कहते हुए ट्रम्प के आगे ‘नतमस्तक’ हुए जा रहे हैं

मोदी जी के Interpreter सुधार करते हुए ‘Mister President’ कहते जा रहे हैं

पर ‘Entire Political Science’ डिग्री धारक ‘Teleprompter’ के अभाव में ‘पर्ची’ पढ़ने में कुछ ज्यादा ही व्यस्त नज़र आ रहे हैं 🥴

[Varun Uppal @imvarunuppal]

Birthday wishes, Rahul Gandhi

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

Nations always stand behind leaders who are not cowards.

[Aravind @aravind]

Italy is also a democracy like India. Millions don't like and didn't vote PM Meloni in Italy.

Yet, when Trump recently made a silly remark about Meloni "begging to take pics with him", the whole country, including opposition, have stood behind her.

Nobody is mocking her using Trump's comments. Nobody is saying she has made Italy look weak. None in Italy is taking the side of Trump mocking their PM for some silly political gratification.

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

@hvgoenka We need the dollar inflows much more than Pakistan right now.

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

What a global embarrassment. He will face the music from American transgender community now.

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

Motiji chuckles when Trump says "gender mutilization of our children". Does he even know what it means?

[Devi @DefiantDevii]

Whoever gave Modi the advice to laugh in fixed intervals whenever he doesn’t understand what the other speaker is saying has done a terrible disservice to Indian diplomacy.
He is not capable of professional dialogue, but must stop the irrational giggles.

[Manish RJ @mrjethwani1]

Situation of Mumbai’s famous Juhu chowpati beach under triple engine BJP govt.

[Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳 @WorstHandle]

@Kaleshi_Aatma @Sachingupta No fan of Dipke or Cockroach movement but the two idiots got the beating they deserved. I would request you also not to get so brainwashed that you also dare something similar with people opposed to your ideology.