Today is Juneteenth, a very sad day.
Union Soldiers arrived in Texas on this day in 1865 to inform the last of the slaves that they were free.
‘Go steal,’ the soldiers told them.
‘Infest the cities and make them unlivable for others. Create poetry with clever boasts about who made their city the shittiest. Take bikes. Stab people for no reason. Invent things like pineapple and Kool Aid and murder people if they look at you wrong.’
The slaves cheered and this is why your Kia is missing.