Machine Gun Smelly

Astral projected while listening to Waka Flocka in 2018 and shit aint been the same since

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

The CIA refuses to declassify hundreds of documents about the links of astral projection and cum retention. I can prove it. I havent jacked off ofr 10000000000000000000000 days and if i close my eyes I see Beijing in real time 1080p HD

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

In pub to watch Japan game

Someone asked what times it kicking off

Said we can do it now mate

Put him through the floor

Mug

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@SimonHoneyStan @Sigma__Freud @CountDankulaTV After you’ve exposed your fourth nonce at the same place didn’t you think it might be time to stop stanning?

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@jackbinswitch @gotrice2024 CLANKER

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@tagreene3 @TheInsiderPaper "I built my house of cards ontop of a car, how was I to know it would move?"

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

England is down so bad that being the Prime Minister is simply a stepping stone for the much prestigious job of Microsoft employee.

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@Warcraft Just repost it please.

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@garrettdebrosif @sophiebbx_ @lovechazelle You cannot be real.

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@morganisawizard He’s absolutely missed the point of the joke there.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Sasha @ShuraLynx]

"Grok is this real?"

"Grok confirm"

"Grok explain"

[h @ipodmacbook]

getting pissed off imagining a french person calling curious george "guillaume, le ape peculiàr" or some similar such nonsense

[ain’t the real #3 @NotCnnorMcDavid]

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@saintcabron Would unlock my full potential in there no doubt.

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@LukeSkyWacka Think you may have taken the bait there buddy.

[carz @Carzonfye]

You turn 26 and gif-replies just start making sense, it’s scary

[Machine Gun Smelly @WorstTweetsEU]

@lordmiles They know what happened during all those months in "detainment". The other moles know you exist but you aren't aware of them ;)

[Dew 🏳️‍⚧️ @DewEnjoyer]

People will see someone say "All art is political" and respond with some shit like this

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

feliz "u i a"