Wounded Retard

Crude satire exposing dumb human/cultural behaviors causing childhood trauma, bad attachments & toxic communication. Helping you be better emotional stewards

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@joshuaultman @schiz04renic This is the way.
Thank you for sharing your story.
Although my page is satirical and sometimes crude, this is so important.
I’m glad you’re here.

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@messedupfoods Never thought I would experince 2nd hand fat gain.

Wounded retard.

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@Gaynotqueer1 New kind of wounded retard

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@McDonalds Do we have a Fortune 500 family of wounded retards??

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@alphafox A literal wounded retard.
Maybe emotional too

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@marycatedelvey New character unlocked.
“Ozempic wounded retard”

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@sackboydaily If your work mood depends the the existence of 1 person. You’ve got some work to do.
Be happy with yourself. Find new work.
Don’t be a wounded retard

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@natzattack

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@GermanKing42989 @lowkeyalbert Of course bro.

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@joshuaultman @schiz04renic This is the way.
Thank you for sharing your story.
Although my page is satirical and sometimes crude, this is so important.
I’m glad you’re here.

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The goal is be him.
Learning from sadness that the sun will rise regardless of how the previous went.
Don’t be wounded. Be Ryan Gosling.

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@guilt_ix Be careful.
Learn to reach out.
You can do it!

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@minatokusi_ Wounded retards ignore it.
Chad’s will face it head on and learn the only person coming to save them is themselves.

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@ML_Philosophy These individuals usually know how it feels to be treated poorly. So they keep to themselves and wish no one has to experience what they did.

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@raghda__amer Peak avoidant attachment

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@recovery_your So true.
Death isn’t the goal, the ending of pain and suffering is. Death just happens to be the solution of desperation.

Please ask for help. Please get help. You are always worth more here alive and learning to get help.

We need you. The world needs you.

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@Dearme2_ Principles are more important than expediency - Sir Alex Ferguson

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@2nd_zoeyy Rage bait.

You say that the validity of being a “good” person is only proved by being in a relationship. This is a great example of a logical fallacy.

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@httpm4e Non-Violent Communication By Rosenberg should help.

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@galac_2 Seems like anxious attachment..
although this may be partly true, we can’t live life waiting for disappointment. Nihilistic views on relationships are peak wounded retard.