Wow Thoughts (aka Shower Thoughts)

All of your shower thoughts needs #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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if-all-the-laws-were-removed-the-crime-rate-would-be-0  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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at-some-point-the-last-person-with-any-memory-of-you-will-pass-away-and-you-will-be-forgotten-forever.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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Dogs don't wipe and then we let them go sit on our couch.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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The more you lose at the knife game the easier it gets  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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2-people-video-calling-cant-stare-into-each-others-eyes-simultaneously  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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The average number of legs per human is fewer than 2  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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elevators-in-movies-always-have-music-but-elevators-in-real-life-never-have-music.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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Pizza is a useful socialization tool  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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kazakhstan-is-a-massive-country-thats-rarely-mentioned  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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its-a-wonder-we-dont-have-digitally-controlled-showers  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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the-only-good-billionaire-is-a-former-billionaire  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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millennials-are-still-seen-as-20-year-olds  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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pavlov-probably-thought-about-feeding-his-dogs-every-time-someone-rang-a-bell.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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forging-a-return-to-productive-conversation-an-open-letter-to-reddit  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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a-hamburger-doesnt-have-a-front-or-back-until-you-bite-it  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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egg-salad-is-still-chicken-salad.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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Teenagers would probably not be allowed to see a movie made of their own daydreams  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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you-can-choose-your-own-height-if-you-have-prosthetic-legs  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

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It'd be really hard for a giraffe to do a cartwheel  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts