WellImCaldJackson

[WellImCaldJackson @WraithPlayz1]

I married to the bag call that holy matrimoney

[Sealette 🍂 @PeatyDarkseal]

do people in star wars say my personal order 66. like the empire shutting down podracing was my personal order 66

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

if bowen yang were still on snl he would be getting fitted by the costume department for a mechanical bird costume right now

[Drezzo | THE MALCULATOR @mst3ktwt]

this is like if netflix cancelled stranger things in 2019 to do tales from 85. without exaggeration. wtf are they doing

[✯ Luxe ✯ @luxeprogressive]

But if the woman looks like the one on the left in a video game, it's woke. They want women in video games to look like the one on the right. Gooner logic is indecipherable.

[trea @brookelivs]

this definitely getting cancelled

[WellImCaldJackson @WraithPlayz1]

Took an alternative route home to avoid road construction and ended up in more road construction

#iliveinarizona #phoenixvibes #whoelsebutarizona

[✯ Luxe ✯ @luxeprogressive]

Or you should learn to be able to look at a butt and then move the fuck on with your life. Pussy

[film twt gains @FILMGAINS]

i was looking up the colorist of primetime (Damien van der Cruyssen) and he's literally a legend.. what a lineup!

[GJ @GameJunkyard11]

Looks like Metallica was siding with the master on Master of Puppets.

[aria ⚢ @ariadotwav]

im trans and i feel like my clockatron 3000 is pretty accurate, but i gen had no idea this girl was trans until i read the quotes, are y'all insane??? you have to be hallucinating to call her "he" like genuinely 😭😭

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

Minnesota for decades btw lmao

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

🇵🇸 IShowSpeed found out his fans were Israeli and immediately shouted "FREE PALESTINE" right to their faces.

[𝐙𝐨𝐫𝐨 @mossheadrises]

How I'm going to look finding my seat in the cinema come December.

[RAYE @raye]

♥️

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Listing cast members of I Am Legend

[abdullah @odynheimer]

don’t kill yourself dune part three is coming out in two months

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mia Goth slams Meta for allowing an AI-generated selfie of herself wearing a “MY EX IS MY BIGGEST FAN” shirt to spread:

“It is incomprehensible that Instagram evidently prioritizes the dissemination of forged and manipulated images over the protection and integrity of a public figure’s likeness.”

[limes🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @limesaxt0]

Letterboxd users cannot be serious

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Another reminder that the Arizona Cardinals still have not won a home game since their home stadium hosted the Charlie Kirk Memorial Extravaganza with extra pyrotechnics.🤣😂