Wrathwings

this account is for all the bullshit that's not strictly hazbin related but i still wanna talk about it - MDNI please! - main account = @Lutecifer

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who knew posting about Fortnite on main also came with the caveat of unexpectedly seeing Fortnite porn on my feed 😭😭😭

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Hitler definitely had a micropenis

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just bought a month's worth of the shittiest premium tier imaginable on main only to realise i couldn't edit the giveaway post that i desperately needed to edit

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new main account tradition: saying goodnight & posting some absolute bullshit that i found laying around on my phone or a usb flash drive that i last used 3 years ago

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there's probably nothing funny about this album cover to most people but to me there's something indescribably funny about it that makes me smirk when i see it (the song is a banger btw)

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iirc his "newer" manhunt videos aren't unscripted or haven't got any missing footage that can be detected but you can tell they're more of a representation of his legitimate skill as they're not as thrilling as the older manhunts where he did those crazy ass stunts 💀

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nothing puts a smile on my face more than knowing Dream secretly used save states to repeat stunts, cut clips from an "uncut" video & scripted the entire manhunt series. he's been cheating since the start & always has some bullshit excuse instead of admitting he did it 😭

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like if he admitted it was entertainment & he did it back then because he wanted to entertain people i'd understand that, it's the deliberate obfuscation of the truth that annoys me. he doesn't want people questioning his "reputation" when everyone knows he's a filthy cheater atp

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just realised you can turn emojis into images on iOS 27

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might be seen as slightly vindictive for saying this (which is why this is going on the alt) but i'm so glad people that i've blocked in the past or have blocked me are revealing themselves to be massive idiots in real time, really makes me feel like i dodged a million bullets 😭

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- president is named Vladimir
- stores their bot farm data centres in a place that shares his name
- Ukraine blows them up
- an IQ too high?

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Russian bot traffic has dropped to nearly 0 after Ukraine struck a Yandex data center in Vladimir, Russia

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sure man

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you can advertise anything on Pinterest huh 😭

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it's 12am and i accidentally started streaming Mongolian rock music to the family TV #howfuckedami

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the urge to become an astronaut just so i can land on the moon & say "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I'M PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!"

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@Wh1speria_ tried to send something to my wife & unironically came across a reel with a similar cover to what i described 😭

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trying to send instagram reels is like playing russian roulette because you don't know if it's going to contain a screenshot of the video or charlie kirk oiled up with his nipples out whilst he cradles ronaldo's baby bump

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@weirdfish6291 error number one was using instagram reels 😭

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felt something crawling near my undercarriage & instinctively slapped my nuts at mach fuck

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imagine being Tina & running that gimmick account for ages only to become known for incorrectly predicting Trump's death on multiple occasions. she bit off more than she can chew, if he's gonna die i hope its after the midterms so his party can't win any death sympathy votes 😭