Paul Langdon

Number Cruncher, Marshall Alum, Old soul, socially awkward... Don't let the probabilities of life take away from the possibilities.

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

Wearing a tie to work,
listening to punk rock, living in the country.. This is who I am.
I'm a walking breathing identity crisis #truth

[Heaven Leigh △���⃘🤘🏻🐮 @_HeavenLeigh_xo]

Amazon - you package will be delivered in 3 weeks due to the virus.

Also amazon- KIDDINNGGG it’s on your doorstep go get it bitch

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

COMPOSURE IN THE POCKET https://t.co/cHcjsNd1v5

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out that gun is for the toilet paper

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

@CaseyQueen_ Fun fact: The smell comes from the ground getting wet. The moisture in the dirt and organic material creates geosmin (type of alcohol) which is what you smell.

[Lindsay Switzer🎄 @switzerrrr]

I just want chinese😔

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

@BreatheBrittney U ok?

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I broke up so many marriages on Sims and I go around pretending to be a good person and a moral person but I walked straight up to Michael Goth at the park and flirted until he kissed me while his wife was at home burning toast

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

I dream a whole awful lot about what I would do if I won the lottery for someone who doesn't play the lottery

[jacob @babychops94]

I will never understand why people gotta be petty and speed up when you’re passing them

Like why are you taking it so personal

[em @sprnstarr]

i would never work at starbucks the shit you guys order would make me throw myself off a cliff can i have a venti upside down macchiato with two pumps of cum shut the fuck up

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

@meredithsucks For such cheap games they were actually kinda fun 😂 my favorite was the racing one

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

@meredithsucks Not gonna lie, I played them lol

[🧘🏾‍♂️ @T_Steve90]

Micheal Myers when the camera isn’t on him

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

@meredithsucks Same lol. Probably 5 years later I'm going to have 100 bottles to return but then be too socially anxious to bring that many in so I will just live with 100 empty jars of milk in my house

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

@meredithsucks Everytime I go to wipe the dust off of them I say "I really need to return those today" yet everyday they sit on my kitchen counter lol. Probably should just get real with myself at this point though

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

@meredithsucks I have had some of those jugs I've been meaning to return for more than two years now 😂😂

[Paul Langdon @WreckinBallPaul]

Anyone use Sprint in the Huntington/Wayne area that can tell me how good the service is?