WrenchedRhyme

Aspiring wordsmith seeking to become inspiring wordsmith.
I enjoy limericks especially.

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Not sure I'd get aboard this one @robinhobb #theshipinn #pentewan #cornwall

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@georgemahood Operation ironman was great fun. Well done for surviving the inspiration and the event. I particularly enjoyed the old fellow on the electric bike that kept going past you 🚲

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@georgemahood hi. I've just stumbled upon Everyday's a Holiday and it's reminding me of how much I enjoyed Free country. I hadn't realised you had so many books. What's the best order to read them in? (Apart from front to back)

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@georgemahood Cheers. I might check out operation ironman next. Keep up the writing it brings a smile to me very frequently.

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I think it is so very strange
That our affairs are not arranged
These modern days
In simple ways
To help address climate change

#limerick #climatechange

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@nealasher What mythologies helped inspire the Brass Man? Especially the chess bit with the vulture.

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@nealasher Would haimen be happy to be called human?

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@andrewsparrow68 Life could be much better
If we all picked up our litter
Find the bin
Chuck it in
Keep it up, don't be a quitter
#limerick #litter

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@TreyStoneAuthor For fun whenever I fell like it. A hobby that will likely remain a hobby.

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It's no fun in #gatwick airport
Yet more flights must abort
Stuck on my own
A plague of #drones
A right logistic pain to sort

#GatwickDrones

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@TheBoyintheHall Great work! I need to get into haiku

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My Christmas break has just begun
No more work but lots of fun
Turkey to cook
A panto to book
C'mon santa get the deliveries done!

#limerick #christmas #panto #santa

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Raab, Raab, Dominic Raab
Haggled so hard for my second hand Saab
I had to wash it and fill up the tank
Pulled out at last minute, oh what a ####

#brexit #brexitchaos
#blanketyblank

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From lands far south travelled a man
with family arrayed in caravan
the statue of #liberty
a route out of poverty
brushed off by an uncaring man

#vss365

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@johnlewis @jlandpartners I still find these hilarious, I don't know why, keep up the good work

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Oh where doe this leave us today?
The rats left the ship Mrs May
Give us the (re)vote
lets bail out the boat
or continue to flounder helplessly

#brexitchaos
#limerick

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"I know now that I've got you beat"
"I've cornered the last of your #fleet"
I heard her opine
as she called out A9
I cried "miss!" being minded to cheat

#vss365
#limerick
#battleships

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The beat of my heart is not strong
If I could then I'd love to prolong
To play a few more
Bars in encore
Not muted after performing swansong

#bardbits 81

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Catch the eye lit up by the #globe
Reflecting the light from the strobe
I dance to impress
The girl in red dress
With a view to enchant to disrobe

#vss365

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There's a fella we know called Mick
He acts like a bit of a prick
As well as being flash
He's got loads of cash
So he's merely described as #eccentric

#vss365 #limerick

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While my report writing is deemed erratic
At least volumes of errors are #static
Sort this shit out
I hear as a shout
It's clear the boss's view is emphatic

#vss365 #limerick