Ben Carlisle

Barbarian

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

Life is a game. The object is ambiguous, and the rules keep changing. Try to keep up. Merry Christmas from NW Florida.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@AVARY Scarface is okay, but if you really want to pimp out your crib, Carlito's Way is superior in every way.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@VeraGavrilovna @buckleycarlson Lucky Larry had a "dentist appointment" and made sure both of his kids had BS excuses for not showing up. Howard is a real cunt for not giving his brother a heads up to avoid the office on 9/11. Even Condoleezza gave Willie Brown a heads up before 9/11.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

Pun intended. Give Hunter a follow.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@HeyItsMeTheDev @HunterFor2028 You guys crack me up.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@AnaKasparian @LauraLoomer If she's happy, god curse me with depression.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

The Trumps make the Bidens look like choir boys.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@TheStingisBack The Mosquito Coast

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@AVARY I'm not fighting shit. Just won't watch anything with AI. That probably means no new movies for me. Oh well.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Shannon Joy @ShannonJoyRadio]

Totally performative.
Totally fake.
Not buying.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@ShannonJoyRadio Just like Trump's fake divorce with Elon. Total bullshit.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@HowleyReporter They do, but herding boomers might be the easiest task on planet earth.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@HowleyReporter It's a fake conversation that never took place.
"Leaked" to assure us that Trump isn't Bibi's bitch.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@buckleycarlson Buckley, I am not a desperate liar. I just happen to disagree with you. That was a stage whisper, and it was funny. And it was effective.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@AVARY Might as well drag Russel out of the same retirement home.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

Broken record

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

How many times have they sold and resold this same story about Biden and now Trump being secretly VERY VERY mad at Netanyahu

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

Knock me over with a feather.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Wow! This has never happened before!

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@AVARY @JosephKahn Certain people are only on twitter to be obnoxious pricks. Once identified they must be blocked.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

@MichaelRCaputo @Mike_Pence Agree with everything but the pussy part, which implies Pence is just a coward. I believe cunt is the word you were looking for.

[Ben Carlisle @WriteInMayorBen]

Yes. It's been slow motion for the last few years, but it has now escalated quickly.

But she isn't a pedo protector (unlike all but 4 republicans in the House).

[Professional Zoomer 🌹 @Zoomer_Doomer_]

So she’s like clearly having a mental breakdown right?