Walker Browne

Writer of comedy fiction for people who like comedy. And fiction.

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@susie_dent Do you have a practical example? I’m struggling to think of anything… <clears throat and shuffles off>

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@HubNutVids I use Apple Pay (other pays are available) and found it so good that when I last visited the US on business, I didn’t take any cash or any cards, just used my phone for everything.

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@HubNutVids You do have to wonder about some people, that’s for sure. Is pity too good? Keep doing what you’re doing, both of you, Family Browne love a good Family Hubnut video, and the interaction between the two of you is a big part of the fun.

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@RethinkLeave @Lordflashh3art PPE? Apparently a week is a long time in politics, you’ve just disproved that. If that’s the most relevant reason you have for not voting Tory, I may just vote Tory. (I’m not voting Tory. Or anything probs. Hope it’s raining on election night so I don’t have to leave the house

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@Lordflashh3art @NikBoyle I see what you did there

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@v8oholic I reckon the answers suggesting a forerunner to RDS are on the money - certainly SK is one of the tones used in the German ARI system.

Take a look at https://t.co/m7F1R8YACb

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@carolematthews @KeynesiaMilton And it was lovely to meet yourself and, of course, The Lovely Kev!

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In these desperate times, it’s good to still see humanity. On a cold Monday, many residents of Milton Keynes attended an event which donated over 100,000 tins of food to @mkfoodbank and set a world record in the process, with @carolematthews and @KeynesiaMilton magazine. Go MK!

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@Tankslider How about converting a classic Bentley to electric motivation. All your problems solved in a single overpriced swoop. It’ll be no cheaper to run, but you’ll dislike it so much that selling will be a blessing.

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@HubNutVids I like that thread, but I may hold it as you walk away

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@TheoQupier @cristo_radio At least that mile will now be charged ;)

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@Scranchav @W12Newman @cristo_radio You can’t go criticising his grammar, he’s a Doctor, you know. At least that’s what I assume Dr stands for in this instance. I have other suggestions.

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@HubNutVids It’s hard to say if yours are any different to other channels ads, but if I’m enjoying the content, I’ll watch through the breaks, if the content isn’t compelling I’ll click elsewhere regardless of advertising. For me, the content is the thing and the ads help keep that going.

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@richardbrunning Also, love the hidden dog joke.

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@richardbrunning Mrs. Writer Browne loves Colin from Accounts. Even more so now she knows it’s a thing.

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@vinny_tomlinson @misanharriman @Farrants_Cobham Bit racist

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@HubNutVids Hmm, in my humble opinion, each option is an exception. Maybe it’s the wrong car, given the intent?

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@BarclaysUKHelp @N_Wainright How can an AI routine be rushed off it’s feet? They don’t have feet, or any limbs for that matter. Popping in a few matey comments isn’t going to deflect the rapid erosion of customer-centric banking you know.
You’re fooling nobody, Barclays-bot!

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@Tankslider Small factoid, the act of pushing a person from a window is actually called “defenestration”. You’re welcome.

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@HubNutVids Have they spelt vile with two “L”’s? It’s a bit harsh isn’t it? I’ve met you and I think you’re very pleasant!