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Twitter locked me out of my old account Sometimes I write stuff - just gay content - sorry mom

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

#Blessed

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

HOTTY TODDY BITCH

[Foggy @itsfoggyy_]

Cameraman panning to Lane Kiffin after every Ole Miss touchdown

[Cherry 🍒 @jaeqrs]

“You seem tense” thanks I’m sober rn

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

“We’re sending Lane Kiffin to Guantanamo Bay.”

[michaels @happynormalboy]

[day 2 on the job] it’s like nobody wants to fuck their coworkers anymore

[Vivian @suchnerve]

They should invent a non-pathetic-sounding way to admit to still being in love with someone who doesn’t even talk to you anymore

[seraph @despaird0ll]

i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern

[KC14 @conradk_mwebaze]

“Are you single??”
Does the way I spend my weekends say I’m in a loving relationship ?🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[yapdos @yapdoss]

1 bender away from meeting my soulmate I can feel it

[colin @bonyromo]

I don’t really want to go out tonight but what if my next multi year situationship is out there

[loisa ⚢ @lolocapudinha]

se essa mulher soubesse a fome q eu to dela

[Raven Rots @RavenRots]

one of my biggest issues is that if I don’t like you that much i’ll probably come off as flirty and confident but if I like you a lot I start acting like they just let me outside for the first time

[internet hottie @internet_hottie]

you wear steel toed boots because you're a perverted dyke. I wear steel toed boots because it is client-mandated PPE even though there's no reason to wear them while digging holes with a shovel in a cow pasture. we are the same actually because I'm also a perverted dyke

[Norris @musicalettuce]

Smoking cigarettes with a bad bitch is the peak of human existence

[Val @switchyvalx]

being dominated by a girl a foot shorter than you would fix you

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

if we date you have to defeat the 200 evil things my mom said to me that made me feel unloveable

[kai @mlkzcx]

a vida seria mais fácil com uma mulher em cima de mim

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

me when i clock into my job that barely pays me but i can’t quit because i’m barely above poverty level