Williamswrites

Writer and Social Media-er at Above The Law. BAs from Rutgers-Newark. JD from WashU. Give me a place to stand and I will move the world.

[Williamswrites @WritesForRent]

We should just name the next COVID mutation “Reverse Racism”. That way, FedSoc can have a few panels about how it’s the real disease and SCOTUS will enforce federal mandates.

[Williamswrites @WritesForRent]

Insane words from a dude that sounds like Mrs. Garrison's cousin.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Miller: When Talarico goes in for a blood test when he gets a physical, blood doesn't come out. Soy milk comes out. This man has less testosterone than Jasmine Crockett. They would choose a person who looks like he doesn't belong in the senate but in a cabaret show.

[Williamswrites @WritesForRent]

lmaoooooooo

[Mark Ajzenstadt @mardehaym]

None of this is satire.

→ A company spent $500,000,000 on Claude in one month because nobody set usage limits

→ Uber ran leaderboards ranking engineers by how much AI they used, not what they shipped

→ Uber burned their entire 2026 budget by April. Their COO said he can’t connect any of it to consumer features

→ A CTO told Axios employees were using enterprise AI to check the weather

→ Microsoft canceled most Claude Code licenses because the token bill spiraled

→ Companies are now laying people off to pay the AI bill. Not because AI replaced the work. Because the bill replaced the headcount.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Every right-wing response to this is literally just

[Asher Lehrer-Small @small_asher]

After Uvalde, Texas undertook an ambitious effort to station a police officer at every school.

Since then, students have been tackled, pepper sprayed and Tasered. Many episodes began over minor infractions like breaking dress code or vaping.

Our report: https://t.co/kSJ6lFudqo

[Ben Gilbert @RealBenGilbert]

While we're here, let's talk about how insane and backwards it is that the woman who was pulled over has her full name in this headline but the officer in the wrong isn't named. Just "the officer." Okay!

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy?

McDONALD: I'll take a different question

[Dr. Annelle Rodriguez Sheline @AnnelleSheline]

I am drafting a response to a journalist regarding Israel's abuse of the flotilla activists

Gmail's AI is telling me that using the words

"Israel's genocide in Gaza"

could be "improved" by replacing "genocide" with "actions."

Sorry tech overlords. You'll have to try harder

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REID: You're the nation's top law enforcement official. Would you be okay with people who were convicted of hurting police getting taxpayer money?

BLANCHE: Just to be clear, people who hurt police get money all the time

REID: 🤨

[Chris Hoofnagle @hoofnagle]

Berkeley law has introduced a new, much stricter AI policy
https://t.co/wlNs2cUrKz

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

False.

President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who signed the first federal minimum wage into law in 1938 via the Fair Labor Standards Act, clarified, “By living wages, I mean more than a bare subsistence level — I mean the wages of a decent living.”

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

You’re not the victims.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Orange County Court says Kars4Kids can no longer run its jingle ads in California, after a lawsuit alleging that donations do not go to underprivileged CA kids but instead to funding trips to Israel for Orthodox Jewish 17/18yos in New York and New Jersey.

[Alex Nunn @AlexNunn]

You bring a dozen eggs with you to court ONE TIME and all of a sudden the Supreme Court of Georgia is putting you on blast . . .

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

The fuckin president is asleep and the sec of health is ranting about teenage cum hahah why is this on the news

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You’re telling me that firing all the military experts who said this was a bad idea and replacing them with unexperienced sycophants who said it’s a good idea did not, in fact, make this a good idea? Wow.

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I simply cannot believe I live in a timeline where journalists helped force the last president out of his reelection campaign for being too old, so the country put an unstable 79 year old who falls asleep constantly in office and none of the same journalists care at all.

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

"luxurious" and its plastic chairs and tables with a UNICEF tarp held up by wooden sticks. You guys are going to hell actually.