Filip

Mamba Forever

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

Neymar made every retard believe this stutter step penalty bullshit works

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇧🇷🗣️ Cafu: "I am afraid, the more we have Brazilians moving to the Premier League, the fewer chances for Brazil to win the World Cup."

"Imagine being brainwashed by the media every week that you are the best in the world, meanwhile, you are not near the best."

"I prefer La Liga because they have a high mentality to reach finals and win them."

"In La Liga, they don't have a mouth in front of TV cameras telling lies about Spanish players or hyping them to the world."

"They speak football there, not myth." (Sun)

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Hand Messi a Gatorade nigga @Cristiano

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

LIONEL MESSI, THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN OUR LIVES. https://t.co/PgY2UJdJ16

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 🇨🇩🇿🇦🇪🇸🇧🇷🇦🇷 @_nocontextjoe]

“I, I, I, me, me, me”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Ronaldo screaming “I’m back” after two goals against Uzbekistan and then scoring one charity penalty before being knocked out of the Round of 16 again is my highlight of the World Cup unless he gets arrested later.

[gusta @guxta_sccp]

O Cristiano Ronaldo errou quando resumiu a Copa do Mundo a somente 7 jogos.

Para ele são sempre uns 3 ou 4 kkkkkkkkkk

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @EisakuOtomo]

If Ronaldo ran into Spider-Man there’d be a “O + ∆” above his head

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

At World Cup 2026:

Messi (2.91) 6-2 (2.27) Ronaldo

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

mbappe preguntandole a dembele por qué metió un hat trick sin su permiso

[Raj Chohan @rajsinghchohan]

Jordi Alba to Messi

[RobiN™ 📨 @_RB1N_]

Undav: „Ich brauch dringend Mitfahrgelegenheit für das nächste Spiel!"

Nagelsmann:

[Adri_Pltr @adri_pltr]

"Richarlison est bloqué au sommet de l'Everest, on va devoir faire jouer Endrick"

Ancelotti :

[lima - editor @olimaeditor]

endrick: treinei muito e perdi o jantar. ainda bem que sobrou biscoito

ancelotti:

[george @StokeyyG2]

‘Dad, tell me about the Ancelotti Endrick auto translate tweets before he came on…’

[#9 @gilsrma]

“start endrick or turn into a cow”
ancelotti:

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

In 2012/13, Lionel Messi achieved a Goals/Expected Goals ratio of 2.39.

This level of clinical finishing is only likely to occur once in every 1.6 million individual player seasons.

Once in 1.6 million.

[JEY🥇 @Mmonkoaa]

“Messi doesn’t run he only walks”

Now he doesn’t even walk he just stands 😂

[fareed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @it_is_fareed]

“They’re booing the hydration break… deploy the emergency mr brightside.”

[JB @jb2forty]

I chose sleep over watching the greatest player of all time. Mum you raised a dickhead