am

[am @Wut_ev_ur]

A Timehop but for the texts in your phone

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

Them: are you nervous?

Me: about what? And yes

[rockstar @cadefart]

a wise man once said

[am @Wut_ev_ur]

strikes again

[am @Wut_ev_ur]

this kitchen is a crime

[Destiny @uhdestine]

everyday thoughts

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

ah man i fucked up by drinking too much alcohol last night but when i drink too much alcohol again tonight it will be different

[am @Wut_ev_ur]

when his dad laughs at your jokes but he doesn’t

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

i’ll be four drinks in in a new city like “I’m moving here”

[am @Wut_ev_ur]

the cost of water at an event is a crime

[am @Wut_ev_ur]

are other bitches sending you music y or n

[Turo @RealTuroGarcia]

*$1400 Stimmy Hit*

Me : Can I Have 2 Vanilla Milkshakes

Mcdonald's: The Machine Is Down

Me : How Much It Cost To Fix It #stimmy #BidenBucks

[⋆˚⟡. ✮⋆˙𝐒𝐭✰𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 ✮ ೃ࿔*:･✮⋆ @Lone1yStargirl]

Bitches be singing good days by SZA but ain’t had a good day since 2015