Bill Mustache

I'm just an old city cowboy trying not to fall out his saddle, so don't be too rough on a man who was demolished by a love that was too strong.

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

Just know if you're a client and see me on here you can talk to me about the tweets

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@DeadDogPizza @shoqmax @EastBayChris I don't know you but yes

[FoN9ne @FoN9ne]

That @AdamSchefter bomb when he announces Maxx Crosby has been traded to the Niners finna hit like crack dawg. 😤😤

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@sulmoney @CaraLisette Must not name her 🙏

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@AlaskaAir hey guys I bought a premium seat so that I could try to get in the better security line (the one that says premium) but they say I can't go in that line and only first class is allowed in that line...is that a new thing?

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@tentwentysixpm Places to get SMASHED
-old county bar (my spot)
-the monkey pub
-Atlantic crossing
-Leny's place
-baranof
-also Ballard smoke shop
-bleachers

Just in case the need arises

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@tentwentysixpm Expensive but amazing martini and happy hour oysters: Barnacle in Ballard.
Ballard smoke shop is fav dive bar, altho a few more ppl have discovered it these days.
Other dives: siren tavern (south), Linda's (cap hill), streamline (QA)

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@tentwentysixpm North bars: Sullys snowgoose, Shanghai lounge, Kate's, lock and keel

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@Irreverent_Tx Yeah, clinically, this is the most alarming part

[Sassy @SassyPhocus]

@its_whitney WOW and nobody talking about this toddler behavior yet yall wanna run and talk about… never mind lmao 🤣

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@NelsonJests Dude. I go on Twitter like once or twice a year these days. This is my allotted 2024 log-on. I think about this tweet of yours like everyday. It is my Roman Empire.

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@circaMayflower2 @McR1B69 I go on Twitter like once a year, so I'm using my allotted 2024 log-in to check and see if you have watched Battleship yet?

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@sulmoney I was gonna respond with a satirical argument that ADHD is in fact a result of trauma, but I see a few people have beaten me to the punch and they are not even joking 😂

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@DZ_49 @Klein25 😂

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@Klein25 Not all their starters, big dawg . What McVay has done this year is quietly nothing short of miraculous. But like, 49ers were playing Sam darnold
throwing to to Chris Conley so like, not really starters.

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@SEACityLight @SDOTtraffic @CMDanStrauss it's been 2 days, anyone you can call over at SCL to get these stop lights back on?

[Jonathan Shedler @JonathanShedler]

2/ What we're actually seeing, due to social media (& other factors I won't address on Twitter) is a general 𝘥𝘦volution of psychological knowledge & dumbing down to the lowest common denominator

We're not seeing dissemination of knowledge, we're seeing the death of expertise

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@AdamSchefter @RichCimini Oh no not miles Austin what are they gonna do now

[Bill Mustache @Wvitale415]

@Spottnik Bro careful out there 🙏

[Half Nelson, All Shame @NelsonJests]

Ya know, for a song called “Bullet with Butterfly Wings,” it sure does mostly seem to be about a rat