Josh Wymore

Author of Humbler Leadership | Leadership Coach | Source of bad dad jokes, and maybe some inspirational quotes.

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

Flossing your teeth before the dentist is like rinsing off your van before the car wash. What's the point?

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

So great being with this fantastic team!

[Northwestern Surgery @NMSurgery]

Department leadership in @NMSurgery gathered with @Wymore to discuss the legacy they are building, the gratitude they hold, and the joy that can be found inside and outside the OR. (Fun fact: Someone in this room is a Powerlifter)

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Date: What do you do?
Me *holds up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food

[The Dad @thedad]

When people meet my dog, I always say, “Wow, he doesn’t usually like people," even though he’s the friendliest dog in the world. Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves and this works every time.

[brent @murrman5]

[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police]
"why isn't he wearing a shirt"
we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

You've got to give Arby's credit for trying.

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

When someone says, "Don't beat a dead horse," they're implicitly saying that it might be ok to beat a living horse.

Instead, how about, "Don't beat a horse, ever."

Or if you must find a horse to beat, I actually prefer you pick one that's dead already. He won't feel it anyway.

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

@GLNsummit Leadership and Self-Deception by The Arbinger Institute.

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

"Many painters are afraid of the blank canvas, but the blank canvas is afraid of the truly passionate painter who dares."

-Vincent van Gogh

H/t to James Clear

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

Pro-tip: If you're ever trying to find hidden errors in a document, follow this proven two-step process:

1. Save the document with the word "final" in the filename.
2. Send the document to your boss or customer.

Within 5 minutes, the errors will magically appear out of nowhere.

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

If the Browns end up playing the Bills in the AFC championship, I think we have finally have enough evidence to prove that Captain America forgot to put back the Reality Stone.

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

"Less, but better." - Dieter Rams

[Brian Bates @brianbatescomic]

Why is CNN showing The Dark Knight Rises?

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

When people see the bite marks we have on so many of our belongings, they assume we have small dogs.

Nope, just small children.

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

Apparently even the votes "stay in Vegas."

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

@DMichaelLindsay, I once heard you tell students at @gordoncollege that you went on a crazy # of dates your first year of college because finding a great gal was a top goal for you. How many dates was it?

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

@IJM stops all operations twice a day for 30 minutes to #pray and #reflect. Even though their #mission is life-and-death for victims of #humantrafficking, they know that busyness will make them lose sight of their grounding #priorities if they don't combat it.

#GLS20 #leadership

[The Dad @thedad]

Wife: There is nothing more painful than childbirth

Me *thinking of when I got red-shelled on mario kart just before the finish line* ok... but hear me out

[Josh Wymore @Wymore]

Great job, @GLNsummit! A solid #GLS20.