Department leadership in @NMSurgery gathered with @Wymore to discuss the legacy they are building, the gratitude they hold, and the joy that can be found inside and outside the OR. (Fun fact: Someone in this room is a Powerlifter)
When people meet my dog, I always say, “Wow, he doesn’t usually like people," even though he’s the friendliest dog in the world. Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves and this works every time.
When someone says, "Don't beat a dead horse," they're implicitly saying that it might be ok to beat a living horse.
Instead, how about, "Don't beat a horse, ever."
Or if you must find a horse to beat, I actually prefer you pick one that's dead already. He won't feel it anyway.
"Many painters are afraid of the blank canvas, but the blank canvas is afraid of the truly passionate painter who dares."
-Vincent van Gogh
H/t to James Clear
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If the Browns end up playing the Bills in the AFC championship, I think we have finally have enough evidence to prove that Captain America forgot to put back the Reality Stone.
@DMichaelLindsay, I once heard you tell students at @gordoncollege that you went on a crazy # of dates your first year of college because finding a great gal was a top goal for you. How many dates was it?
Wife: There is nothing more painful than childbirth
Me *thinking of when I got red-shelled on mario kart just before the finish line* ok... but hear me out