Drew Fox

Backup account for @DrewFoxXBIZ

Toronto-born, LA-based comic.

News Reporter @XBIZ

Tweets reflect only my own fucked up thoughts.

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

Alright they unlocked my other account, @DrewFoxXBIZ. Gonna go back to it and save this as a backup account. Thanks for your help!

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

Just saying...

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

"That decision had real world consequences for the people that arrived. Fewer community connections, fewer opportunities, a greater reliance on social assistance."

It also had the real world consequence of them not dying in Syria, @brianlilley.

[Brian Lilley @brianlilley]

If we want to get immigration right, let’s start it right. It’s only fair to the people we bring in and to the country as a whole. Not sure @JustinTrudeau get that. Read & RT #cdnpoli https://t.co/iG9qFk11Fz

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

Don. Cherry. Is. Hosting. A. Podcast. With. His. Son. No Ron, no delay, no editing, no holds barred. This will be like injecting Scared And Confused Old Man directly into your femoral artery. https://t.co/T1XtLJjplp

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

This kid is all of us. #firebabcock

[Complex @Complex]

Someone save this man. 😂😂😭

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

12 more days before I can go back to the pawn shop and get my nuts back. #NoNutNovember

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

@OldBeigeGuy Until the first even slightly-graded hill.

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

Superman is an undocumented immigrant https://t.co/FHisBNtrVV

[Gustavo Turner @GustavoTurnerX]

Lots of interesting quotes by @GregLansky here:

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

If an @NFL team (looking at you, @chicagobears) doesn't sign @Kaepernick7 by the end of the week, I too will refuse to ever sign an NFL contract.

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

I will say one thing. Starting a new Twitter account is a hell of a lot easier than removing the 1700 or so people I had no interest in following anymore...

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

@vickyveritas @DrewFoxXBIZ @TwitterSupport Yeah it's because they said there was suspicious login activity and I has to confirm my identity through an SMS code, but the phone number attached to the account is like 6 years old. I've reached out to @twittersupport but they have yet to respond and I'm not holding my breath.

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

Also crack. Legalize crack please.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

The people who say “marijuana is a gateway drug and it shouldn’t be legal” are really saying that they don’t believe in personal freedom, and that it is acceptable for you to be locked in a cage and have your life… https://t.co/uqxiMmFGvD

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

I swear to whatever deity you find least objectionable that for at least a full 45 seconds I honestly believed that Ford had released a new mustache trimmer.

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

"70% of Americans" is trending. I know it's about impeachment. But I choose to believe they're actually talking about believing in Bigfoot. #70percentofamericans

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

@eyecantina Not to mention most rock stars.

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

@sydneyelainexo I would play this actual game all day if I could find it.

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

Hey, was on a podcast a while ago talking about jerking off with a bunch of dudes for a show. You should listen.

https://t.co/QouG4XzwOG

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

If there was an Academy Award or an Espy for Biggest Pussy, Matt Nagy would win every single year. Who the fuck punts there?

[Drew Fox @XBIZDrewFox]

Is there anything in the world better than watching Christmas commercials on a northern network affiliate while sitting in your shorts at your house in southern California?