X.E. Schmidt

Author. Podcast host. The Countess of the Creepies. Star Queen Paranormal podcast.

[X.E. Schmidt @XE_StarQueen]

The Starbucks app is glitching. It’s sending notifications to people saying “Your order is ready.” And now it’s down.

No. Wait. Come back, Starbucks app, baby. I’m willing to talk about this.

[Merissa Hansen @merissahansen17]

Sen. John Kennedy concluded his observations on today's classified Senate UFO briefing with "lock your doors tonight."

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@SnaiLords Actually, I have! There are few crushes I’ve had where I later realized I didn’t want to be with them, I wanted to BE them.

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Had a dream that I was on a boat searching for survivors of a huge flooded city. The water had huge skyscrapers coming out. The area had been hit by a tsunami. Nobody reads my Twitter but this felt important. #tsunamidream

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My friend drew this avatar of me, it is going to be my mascot on everything now. #NewProfilePic

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@harbinger_joe I got my second shot 4(?) days ago. My arm swole at the injection site and my lymph node was swollen under that arm for two days. My arm is still swollen but it’s not as sore now.

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Signed up for
#dearMoonCrew with @yousuckMZ 👩‍🚀🚀🌕 https://t.co/NX9XEyYzNm

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@amandapalmer My (would be) oldest son. He passed unexpectedly as an infant. He would be turning 8 this year. I miss him every day.

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@lifelightcomics I’m so excited! Thank you for keeping us intrigued with your gorgeous art and phenomenal storytelling , Lifelight!

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@jacksonpublick 17 years of quoting this show back and forth with my husband. Thanks for all the great memories.

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@amandapalmer Existential dread found its way in while we had no way out.

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@lifelightcomics My 5 year old and 2 year old love Trolls for the same reasons. Also another vote for Coco. (The music is pretty great) and if you want some series Sunny Bunnies, Tsum Tsum, and TOTS on Disney junior are all colorful and fun. (TOTS is musical too)

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@mattwasfunny on @hqtrivia actually said my name tonight when I won!

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@lifelightcomics Chastity burrito.

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@amandapalmer @neilhimself Your family is in my thoughts. Sending love to you, Neil, and Ash. I hope you’re in a safe place both physically and emotionally. (P.S. I can’t wait to take my children to the playground again. I know I’m going to cry too)

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@amandapalmer This picture is beautiful. Your child is beautiful. YOU are beautiful. I’m holding you all in my heart. I love you. It’s okay to feel what you need to feel. It’s okay to not be okay.

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@amandapalmer I have no advice, just love. ❤️

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@used_bandaid Happy birthday! 🎈🎉 🎂