Em Marsden

25, RN, 🌻🤟☺️🐞🌞🧜‍♀️🧀💜

[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

The bone and the tongue kill me

[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

Omg this dog #derp #derpdog #silly #doodle #dogsoftwitter #fuckedup #drunk #stoned ?

[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

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[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

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never settle!!!!

[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

@partywithcats Love you too Paigey!! Miss you 💜

[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

So grateful that I finally have a respectful caring partner now. But girl I could write a fucking novel. Stay safe out there ladies

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

When did you realise he hated you??

[abby govindan @abbygov]

that running bit in Suite Life of Zach and Cody where Maddy is like “people tell me I look like Sharpay from High School Musical :)” and everyone is like “I don’t see it” is funnier than 90% of Netflix comedy specials

[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

Anyone ever notice as soon as u say “my ___ plant is doing so well!” It dies almost instantly the next day

[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

Shut UP!!!!

[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

PTO stands for Prepare The Others cause I won’t be there.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I wish Mario Kart had an option to just walk around instead of being in a car... Wanna get out of my car and smell the flowers... Pet the cows... Wanna feel my feet on the ground

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

i wasn’t productive at all during the pandemic but it was actually my first pandemic so i think that’s fine

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

She’s draining his life force,,,, good for her

[إيمان FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸 𓂆 @emsal1993]

It’s so sad to see people turning away appointments for Moderna vaccines that they can get within a couple of days b/c they ‘prefer’ a Pfizer vaccine. Where is all of the misinformation about vaccines coming from?

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

the CDC says fully vaccinated people can go back. back to the beginning. back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned. 'cause perfect, didn't feel so perfect. trying to fit a square into a circle was no life. I defy... let the rain fall down and wake my dreams

[Em Marsden @XIV_XV]

When my boyfriends name is Curtis and this is his exact personality

[SHAPESHIFTER. @dylandavii]

willow smith really wrote wait a minute at 15 years old 😭