Atlas

(they/them) | bi | 23 | ༄

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

Hehehe I’m having a boy! (
I was so scared I was going to drop the cake in the last picture LMAO)

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Oh my god they covered him in kief and they’re gonna smoke him

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

Took a thumbnail from a Matt Stonie YT video, (a competitive eater btw) and decided to think “ah yeah all Americans eat like this”

[Humphy Gokart @HumphyGokart]

@helloquacken Also American presertives additives sugar salt and colouring slop

[Connor Storrie Updates @connorstupdates]

CONNOR STORRIE ON MET GALA

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

It’s very yummy, but those butter balls are a terrible sugar to butter ratio it should be like half n half of each

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

I can’t even dog them too much bc when I’m baking and I cream together the sugar, butter and vanilla I will eat some of it before I put the eggs in idgaf

[Grimmjow’s Hollow Hole @yamsnmac]

Viral????

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

THE SIMS?????

[ᴍʏᴀ 🎀༘⋆ @belairestt]

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

[trin @MAXXXXXlNE]

klay thompson when he wakes up with goat legs because everyone on earth placed a curse on him

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

Cats will do the most just to piss you off, like why would you pee on my scale.

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

It’s also pretty normal in my field for an email to be sent in that way so I’m not mad at that fr. It’s just, why am I the only one to think to only reply to the ppl trying to hire me

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

Nightmare scenario is happening rn, I (and 15 other people who were CC’d) received a offer for a job (had to decline sadly) and now the other people are responding via reply all.

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

@aumistyn I didn’t say it came out of the drivers pay tho, I just said that it was possible to remove your tip customer side. I’m literally not even trying to argue rn

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

@aumistyn @avaluciarevilla I think DD eats the pay from that instead of the customer bc I changed his tip after it was delivered. It might just be changed now but it was possible as of like two months ago

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

@aumistyn @avaluciarevilla I have done it before thru DoorDash when my dasher sat in a parking lot for 30mins with my food. They allow it

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

This happens every time I order dd at this spot I work at sometimes. I tell them to not enter the main gates and to leave it at the gate and without fail they start driving around the compound looking for me.

Like dawg it costs you nothing to read

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

Also just assumed ppl were rich bc I was like “damn how does EVERYONE have a switch 2”

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

I thought you could only play the new tomadachi life game on the Nintendo switch 2 and I finally looked it up.

I’ve been depriving myself of so much joy for no reason

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

Let the guys have some fun. y’all are so miserable and you wonder why men kill themselves so often

[Matthew Nichol @MatthewNichol5]

This is not baseball.

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

I could never judge Chappell roam because I know of if I was in her shoes I’d be 10x worse