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[MentalidadVital @vidaysalud00]

30 Series de TV Con Demasiadas Escenas de S*x 🥶

Un hilo solo para adultos... 🔞👇

[Fabi RodriguezX @HumanoOcultoX]

Tenía 29 kg de sobrepeso, una barriga enorme y quería alcanzar un 13 % de grasa corporal en 2026. Lo logré con estas 25 reglas:

Regla 1. DEJA DE CORRER.

[Mind Matter @MindMatter28]

After 9 years in the gym and helping over 900 people drop 20-80 pounds, here's every fitness tip I could come up with:

1. Stop drinking alcohol.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

2022: 4% salary increase
2023: 6% salary increase
2024: 8% salary increase
2025: 10% salary increase

2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”

Boss: “But we've been increasing your salary! Why are you leaving?”

Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a 55% salary increase, and there’s also a guaranteed annual raise based on performance.”

48 hours later…

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@NT_pfisher Guy never receives it returns phone calls. He failed at getting Via’s commuter stop back in Cobourg, the encampment was under his jurisdiction.

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@NT_pfisher He’s never here working for us and it’s hard to tell if he’s even working for us in Ottawa. Most people don’t even know who he is.

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@CCFR_CCDAF @NDP Singh needs to resign

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@cakedcarley Hi

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@StaceyMonette27 Too many idiots in the Conservative Party. There’s already more than enough in the other parties.

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@kylerana4 I like your bed sheets

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@Rose7Mom @cutierubyxo Probably AI

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@cutierubyxo Smart girls are better

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@north_news So basically, you can kill a child and get away with it. Is that right?

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@Eliana_work Just wipe that makeup off your face first

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@CrustySwabbie @yonkojohn They can pay their own way

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@HPNnetwork @0liviajulianna No, he’s a man

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@CityNewsTO He should hit the gym

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@Ghosa_khadiq @GeoffyPJohnston But you won’t

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@Another_user99 @GeoffyPJohnston You can’t afford to go for spring break

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@herbersh @citynewscalgary Alberta won’t get everything in Alberta