sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten.

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[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

/ under MAJOR construction. queen b is coming !!!

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

† @MONEYIMS .

[ُ @grnte]

empires have fallen, darling, but we won't.

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

@HCMPHREY / YESYESYES MWAH

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

/ risky ah character but any willing candidates to write chuck bass ??

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

friendship 𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝘀, most likely unbeknownst to serena. ﹚ ׅׅ

we make the trends, s. consider this 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 old——news.

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

and i thought i were your best friend because i always dress nice and have known you since childhood. ﹙ a smile. messing with her by being sarcastic has been part of the ↓

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

this is why you’re my best friend. these ludicrous drinks are getting out of hand ! we must make them old news.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵. @SALTAlRS]

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[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

you should start by asking chuck bass. the rest is within ℎ𝑖𝑠 league.

[ؘ @FAWNHUNTS]

how do i go about acquiring a dealer? how do i ask for drugs? hi one drug please? do i tip them? do they do home deliveries? what’s the vibe here

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

i have some poorly scribed label on my forehead saying ‘ i’m dan humphrey ’ ? don’t bother answering that, sam. ”

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

“ what? 𝗻𝗼! i’m not psychoanalysing you and i’m matter of factly not stalking you. ” ﹙ previous amuse now replaced by the very opposite——disgust. she’s not rude, she’s ↓

[ؘ @FAWNHUNTS]

﹙ brows pinched together in utter disbelief ——— what is with people’s attitude nowadays ? ﹚

why are you psychoanalysing me in the first place ? little bit stalker — ish, no ?

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

just .. 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑟. according to the rules that come along with being spoiled & privileged, that guy doesn’t even worth talking about. ﹚

“ as if i would ever stalk * 𝒚𝒐𝒖. do ↓

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

now, that’s worse. the jokes are off. i know you haven’t been my biggest fan lately but .. do you want to talk about it?

[rachel ᥫ᭡ @cheeregrets]

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[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

so, there’s a groupchat you got your ass flamed in and i’m not added?

who in their right mind would add a humphrey but ghost out a 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑓 ?

[ؘ @HCMPHREY]

never join a groupchat they’re gonna flame your ass

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

for thinking it’d be a remotely good idea to sell it.

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

and motor oil? what is wrong with this——actually, what is wrong with 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ?

[‍ ‍‍ ‍𝒓𝒖͟𝒅𝒆 ‍𝐛𝐨͜͡𝐲 ‍ @surfschief]

sellin' for $15

[‍ ‍‍ ‍𝒓𝒖͟𝒅𝒆 ‍𝐛𝐨͜͡𝐲 ‍ @surfschief]

https://t.co/v7Oqj9MlHn

[ً @RUMORGRL]

𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 upper east siders ! has 𝒶nyone ever told chuck bass that he 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 need to post pictures for 𝐦𝐞 to find him? looks like he had a fun night of strippers & overpriced alcohol — good luck getting +

[⁎ ‍ 𝒞𝖱𝖤𝖫𝖫𝖨𝖭 ‍︵‍ ‍ ꜝ @teethvour]

https://t.co/wQdrGARqCU

[  sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ𝔯otten. @XOXOBLAlR]

so, you 𝗰𝗮𝗻 sing? turns out, rumors are wrong. you’re * just 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒——not talentless.

[*𝒄͟𝒆͟𝒄͟𝒆͟𝒍͟𝒊͟𝒂.ᐟ @studiiious]

mornin’, cece nation.