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my dog is named donkey

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@Thorin sorry but if you didn’t resist your enlistment into the genocide force you’re complicit at the minimum. L take.

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@Antunes1 i don’t even care if i get fired andrew tate got what he deserved.

my name is antunes1 and i work for the giant stupid pussy corporation as an evangelist

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@JasonMiyaresVA

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@JasonMiyaresVA wait what? the law should protect citizens that’s why i aggressively apply it against citizens? jason are you fucking retarded?

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@JasonMiyaresVA You look like a peeled potato.

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@fl0m mirage or d2 please god

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@fl0m merry christmas. thanks for all the entertainment so i dont die of boredom in meetings during the week.

nice weenie btw.

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@PUBGEsports can’t wait to never watch pubg esports again. my attention was already bad for it but they’re driving nails into coffin at this point

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@AlanDersh can you please fulfill your promise on live tv? thank u so much for your attention on this matter i swear i don’t think you’re chomo

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@JomboyMedia i need a breakdown of why the fuck that easily playable ball was a double. isn’t the rule if it’s visible and not stuck it’s in play?

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@smaceTRON @GFuelEnergy (THAT IS A COMPLIMENT BTW)

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@smaceTRON @GFuelEnergy man i miss smacetron pubg streams. potato aim and pure stupidity for several hours.

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@IanCutress @HeathrowAirport @intel @asrock @CORSAIR former hw salesperson: the K sticks out as weird cause of the cooling requirements for 12th gen, but we sold plenty of consumer grade cpus for the most random retail/commercial purposes.

my favorite was selling 5950xs a few years back to a national lab for undisclosed reason.

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@TalkinYanks wliams sucked yes. ump also sucked. look at the last fkn strike on jazz man. dude needs to be sent down. dogshit.

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@TalkinBaseball_ OUR BULLPEN IS SO SHIT RIGHT NOW

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@sneakattack @GoosemanCS @CounterStrike @BLASTtv @BLASTPremier whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa dude that is so cool. living legend right there. have fun at the major man!

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@dirtberry @PitchingNinja now in english for us idiots please

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@SecRubio @POTUS hi mr rubio did you know you are a thin skinned pussy?

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@Snakerrrs @oldless1 what is your new job/title? as a fellow technology person i am curious. no specifics needed obv.

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@MLBTV i tried to cancel my subscription for $150.00 WITHIN the window for refunds and yet as i sit here, i have no refund in my paypal account. emailing customer service is broken and results in mail handling errors. nobody is ever able to pick up the phone. absurd.