Hammer Fist Games

Martial Artist, Chef, and Gamer

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@blacklodgegames Haven’t played it yet. Was excited, and then I started to see the reviews. Took my hopes and expectations and spiked them off of the payment.

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@clownworld Freedom of speech does, in fact, apply to 3rd world Death Cults as well.

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@ARCRaidersGame Your marketing team needs to be fired. End of. Embark had a huge opportunity on their hands and if they did not notice the speculations and theories online about the release date then they are clearly not paying attention to the community, which is another huge red flag.

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@officialDannyT I would eat that whole plate

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@_MLFootball @belikeissaacc @Mattsolo007 More proof football is for fat clowns

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@Intel_Dork

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@WeeWheaton @GavinNewsom His whole “assault weapon” schtick is just victims hiding behind weakness and the internet. If I attack someone with a hammer it is now considered an assault weapon”assault weapon” by definition.

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@memeslich My player group got a record of 4 churches, a windmill, and an east wing of a winery in Ravenloft. They dubbed themselves “The Fires of Hope”… I WISH I was making that up…

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@memeslich Yes. End of story.

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@TheQuartering Simple: nerds do not want to improve. The moment we do, we are looked at as the proverbial bully that put the rest in lockers in high school. Improvement and discipline = enemy

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@RichardBlais In my house, it is both. I prefer blue cheese and my wife and four kids are all completely wrong…

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@blacklodgegames This should be in any RPG book as a standard.

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@Gingerblast @KraftyMattKraft Deleted or not, goblin deez nuts was not only called for and appropriate, but on brand for RPG community humor.

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@_MLFootball Yeah… football… a bunch of fat drunks who get worked up over what happens on a field they have no part of other than watching or buying merchandise.

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@MacticsG1 I play Warframe with my young son after he has had some seriously heinous garbage said to him in Fortnite. Warframe is one of the activities we do together and he got hooked on your videos and your new player experience Joining a clan with you would absolutely make his day.

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Not a hot take at all:

Emo was just music for Karens that hadn’t realized they could ask for the manager yet.

Come at me, but I may make you cry and break a nail.

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@blacklodgegames To be fair…
…he won’t get winded…

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@thekellhop FAR less likely. By a long mile.

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@iamyesyouareno Call me whatever istaphobe you want. You hit me and I will respond. Fuck your generational trauma. Fuck your feelings and fuck how bad it looks for social media.

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@roguecaliber Her tweet wins the internet today