The Hall Monitor

Hall monitor dedicated to exposing those who don’t understand sarcasm or don’t make sense. I get paid for this. I might also be drunk at any point in the day.

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PSA: I want everyone to know I’m drunk, and therefore I can’t be held responsible for my posts. Also, I won’t remember anything about any exchange that happens today.

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@tywilliams317 @CultureCrave Because men secretly want ugly women, you didn’t know?

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@Pirat_Nation I thought components were too expensive to subsidize any hardware. Obviously an exception exists for their paid shills.

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@Colteastwood You called it, Colt. She realized that the brand was going to die if they didn’t start acting like a real platform.

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@Grummz Where is we be wrong?

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@xboxuk You really think so? The problem is I have a penis, and that’s obviously not the Albion needs.

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@Pirat_Nation I don’t feel represented. I wish there were straight white men in the game. I guess they aren’t the target audience.

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@fable Shouldn’t the chairs be black?

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@Pirat_Nation Pretty. Should have been the launch version. But at least they are coming to their senses.

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@fable Save some DEI for the rest of the Xbox developers.

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@Dominos_UK I’m ordering Domino’s now. Love you guys.

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@punky_punk_ @CultureCrave I just bought 2 more.

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@Santiag05396039 @punky_punk_ @CultureCrave lol that was aggressive. You’re right though.

About the UK I mean.

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@punky_punk_ @CultureCrave Wrong. I bought 5 Xbox’s yesterday.

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@WhiteHouse Just let it die. This country is too old and decrepit.

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@CapObvious01 @IGN Lmao

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@IGN Hopefully all of the toys get separated so they'll stop making these movies. It should've ended with the third one.

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@IGN But I was really looking forward to the continuation of Abby’s story.

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@Cyael Hey Cyael, listen! It’s not easy to remove every ounce of testosterone out of an established video game franchise.

They are game developers, not endocrinologists!

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@TRHLofficial I will be attending the protest demanding the return of the king.

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@all_my_shades @GermanStrands I consider it a breach of contract. They have been unjustly enriched.

Maybe if Forza 6 had more fireballs I wouldn’t have to force them into arbitration.