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[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

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[Akin Akinwale @mrlurvy]

You are a dangerous man.

[Ayo® @ayotalz]

@arojinle1 @arojinle1 can one raise a mongoose as a pet or have it in the house to wade off snake attack?

I know you might never see this as I do not have the followers strength algorithm required for posts to go viral but if you see this, please reply

[Emmanuel Lustin @EmmanuelLustin_]

Who came first ?

[Ayo® @ayotalz]

@ManUtd please get Enzo Maresca with immediate effect. Sack Amorin ASAP!!!

@AdewumiGokeDSJ @Mahuskygoke

[👑 Daddy Fernandes 👑 🇳🇬🇲🇽🇨🇦 @Kingkuti_]

I want to understand something

The President Ordered all withdrawal of Police Personnel from VIP escort duties and next thing is to Mount police check points to be sure they are carried out

So this means your Force is so Corrupt and useless that they can’t Orders from above???

[Ayo® @ayotalz]

@433 He is called "Idan" for a reason 😁

[Lord of Sugar 💖🪄 @lordsugar01]

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[Olatunde Isaac @Official_Isaaco]

If not for Honorable @BTOofficial, most of us wouldn’t even know what the Ministry of Interior does. Rauf Aregbesola was so useless that the only thing he does was to announce public holiday.

The same Rauf said he wanted to rescue Nigerians. He must think that Nigerians have a short memory!

[Ayo® @ayotalz]

@BNXN What you did on LayeMi is phenomena on 100. It's been on replay sinceeeeee. Mouth go don dey pain you aje😆

#BNXN #LayeMi #EMPIRE

[Emerald 💚 هداية @Mz_Tosyn]

I need to delete TikTok from my phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you don’t understand Yoruba, sorry o.

[Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. @Onsogbu]

The Atiku-led privatization scheme was a big fraud.

[Dr. J A L L O. W A Z I R I @JALLO71424757]

😆 🤣
Tinubu has always often had his Plans: B, C, D, and E -Z.
He knew those around and within Buhari's Aso Rock had him on target. However, that was the day he knew that they've completely taken off the gloves for him.
FACT: Remember, that None of Tinubu's Candidate was in Buhari's cabinet either as Minister, DG, or at any capacity whatsoever. Tinubu's list of Ministers & other appointees was trashed in the Dust bin! All the SW , SS & SE list was supposed to be from Tinubu. "ALL" the SW contingent in Buhari's cabinet & other appointments were NOT Tinubu's choice. Fashola was not Tinubu's choice. In other words, from the Podium "I belong to everybody, I belong to everybody," that was an instructive and subtle jab at Tinubu, and he got and understood the message in absolute Pelucid term. Hence, he stayed in his lane until Buhari needed him for his 2nd term reelection, which he graciously obliged.
NB: Go and carefully listen to Tinubu's "EMILOKAN" outburst.. " Mi o Toronto fura, mi toro garri, mi o ya owo lowo e.." That was a reference to him. He didn't give me anything, and I didn't take anything from him. Enough Said!

[Dr. J A L L O. W A Z I R I @JALLO71424757]

How do you think the small boy popularity known as Tunde Sabiu, the "Sim Card" boy, became so powerful and filthy rich? Tinubu himself was kept waiting to see Buhari for 5 hours, having flown in directly from Lagos. He left without seeing Buhari, he flew directly back to LAG, & that was his last day ever going to Aso Rock. Incidentally, he had come to see Buhari hurriedly because of classified info that got "leaked" to him. He wore a milk color Kaftan that day, and he clutched tight to his folder. Eventually, he got the message to Buhari when Aisha found out, furious & had to patch a direct call to Buhari. It could have been a repeat of 1983 for Buhari! Enough Said...

[David Offor @DavidsOffor]

I saw this on TitT0k and I fell you will like it too

Wait o, is it true that before, when a southern Governor wants to see the President, he will go and lobby the aide of the President who is from the same village with the President and it will take weeks before the Governor gets to meet the President??

Omo, just take a listen 😏

[Ayo® @ayotalz]

I co-ask

[Ayo® @ayotalz]

I successfully dodge buying Abaya during small Eid... Please I need a very good exceptional lamba to dodge buying Abaya this big Eid. HELP A FRIEND 😂

[Lord of Sugar 💖🪄 @lordsugar01]

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[Lord of Sugar 💖🪄 @lordsugar01]

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