...She then chased after him, quickly reaching out and grabbing his shoulder before he could leave and asked:
"W-wait up! Tell me, who are you?"
He turned around slowly, smirk on his face.
"Me?"
"I'm mossbag."
Then vanished without a trace.
Don't think there's anything cooler than a game telling you repeatedly how cool a character *used* to be, and then somehow getting to actually fight them in their prime where they absolutely whoop your ass