Xannie Woodard

biggest accomplishment: becoming a known regular at my favorite bakery | queer 🏳️‍🌈 | she/her

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Would love to know why @usbank feels the need to tow cars from their EMPTY lot on a Sunday when the bank is CLOSED🖕🖕🖕

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Announcing that you're in the greatest country in the world while being in an arena serving RC cola is wild

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I never get tired of following the path of my lord and savior 😊🙌

Lord and savior: Guy Fieri
His path: https://t.co/meLKCRJRxS

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The nosy friend and the friend who knows where to access public records is a dangerous duo (it's @_kymeeker and me)

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@ramblerrogue Gotta avoid non bottled water so no ice 😥

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I just realized I'm not going to be able to have iced coffee while I'm in India 😫😭

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What's y'all's movie or show you watch when you're mentally unwell?

Mine is 50 Shades of Grey or Twilight.

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Bitches will have perfectly good luggage at home and still insist they need a new travel backpack.

It's me. I'm bitches.

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So many women got on tiktok and realized they were gay and I got on tiktok and realized I might be autistic 🥴

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@eliza_beth_5 Lol yes. Basically just a walking group. Started on tiktok and I think you're supposed to be mindful and reflect on your goals as you walk? I personally prefer a mental health walk where you listen to music, look at birds, and think about nothing.

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Getting tired of hot girl walks? Try a cinematic bike ride. Play your music out loud and occasionally stand up for a coming of age feel, bike at night like you're trying to escape a killer on the loose, and if you fall off or hit a parked car? Don't worry. You're now in a comedy.

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I love that people are so multidimensional. I went and bought a sample pack of perfumes with brands like Gucci and Versace and then I got home and went and played in the river and walked barefoot in the woods 😂

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I've had my tablet for less than a month and I've played 322 games of solitaire. Is that.... bad?

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Screaming crying and throwing up. @SarahMcRitchie also just informed me she secured Beyonce tickets for us as well! We might just have the best July of our lives AAAAAHHHHH! #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour #Beyonce

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Are you constipated and medication hasn't helped? Try the chicken tortelloni alfredo from Olive Garden! It tastes incredible and is sure to clear ya out 😉👍

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@BottleRocketHSC Verde on tacos and burritos is top tier

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My toxic trait? Looking up content involving my special interests and then getting mad when normal everyday people do/say things wrong.

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I clipped my cats nails and then asked her if she wanted a treat except I have no treats to give her! I feel horrible my poor baby 😭

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Why pack a bag for going to my mom's when I can just take all my dirty laundry instead?

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8 hours later and I've finally been able to join the queue. Praying there's decent seats left 🤞

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Kind of iconic that the self proclaimed master of tickets is actually quite bad at selling tickets