XsoggybiscuitX

Washed up old has been

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@TheLastLeg Gideon glitter loves fingers up his shitter #GeorgeOsband

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@RealBobMortimer Ken warnock

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Day 2 of the diet. Can I die yet?

[XsoggybiscuitX @XdeadtoeX]

Ironing the lads school uniform. Summer hols over. Official.

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@lemontwittor them trainers with the blue lights in were sick lad. Where did you get them from?

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@RoyzyRothschild you should have called the single 'pain in our sole' much more inclusive then.

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@OohFellatio you could've hoovered up!!!

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@OohFellatio fuck winning your heart I wanna win your turd in a Tupperware tub.

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@emma_pachyderm you know always check out all the dudes for the exact same reason.

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"@DailyMirror: Babies 'turned gay' if mothers smoke during pregnancy - brain doctor claims - is that why they're called fags???

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"@DailyMirror: Singer of black metal band 'stabbed to death by fan' for tarnishing Satan http://t.co/VWSwRTUp49" was it you @LeeSyc0phant

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@OohFellatio my days of the week socks they could do with a good darning though.

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"@DailyMirror: 'Ghostbuster' who claimed PENIS could exorcise ghosts from inside woman arrested in China . Will have to try this.

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

BECOME your own boss by murdering your own boss and assuming his identity. (via @_b_4)

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@timlovejoy no. Its was mogwai in the gremlins.

[Dave Whelan's MOUTH! @DaveWhelan_NEWS]

Anyway, best of luck Roberto... Break a leg at Everton!

Although i wouldnt wish that on anybody, i broke a leg myself in an FA Cup Final

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"@TARAxVx: Enjoyed #TheGreatGatsby tonight. #leostillmakesmewet" he makes me #knickersick too

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"@xGeorgeOrwellx: The xmorethaninkx profile has lost 1500 followers- its coz I wore one of ur shirts at the abolition gig last night soz

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"@SkySports: And David Moyes has arrived at Carrington. What should be the 1st thing he does? #SkySportsToday" sell RVP to #EFC

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@xGeorgeOrwellx sure your not standing by a mirror?