Alex 🎭

#pronouns: “Ze/Xe/Oh Captain my Captain” 💀 my two moods are “Ale stop with your progressive crap🥀” or “the world is absurd; so let’s make it fun and cute” 🍃

[Alex 🎭 @Xen_Fatale]

Me wanting so spread love to my friends/people I care about is always a conflicting thing to do/say; a thread:

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

MatPat has done so much for youtube and youtubers over the years! Hard to believe he won't be around like always anymore. Thanks for everything Mat! Can't wait to see what you do next ❤️

[7NEWS Sydney @7NewsSydney]

A legal brawl is brewing between a prominent District Court judge and NSW’s top prosecutors. He says lawyers are bringing rape cases that are doomed to fail and innocent men are spending months in jail as a result. https://t.co/PTFaYl27bn @ebatten7 #7NEWS

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

The latest Newspoll is a clear sign the Coalition needs to shift further to the right, Dutton says

[GhostWhoVotes @GhostWhoVotes]

#Newspoll Albanese: Approve 61 (+20) Disapprove 26 (-20) #auspol

[7NEWS Sydney @7NewsSydney]

NSW Labor leader @ChrisMinnsMP is asking the premier to explain why NSW minister Eleni Petinos was sacked overnight. #nswpol #7NEWS https://t.co/tH2jS0h1Fh

[Andrew Clennell @aclennell]

Stuart Ayres has issued an impassioned plea in his defence on social media tonight with several mentions of his seat of Penrith. Rumour he may stand aside pending inquiry, but not resign, tomorrow.

[Chris Minns @ChrisMinnsMP]

#BREAKING Liberal Minister Eleni Petinos has just been sacked.

This Govt must go.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

We just PASSED the Assault Weapons Ban!

[Rose Jackson @RoseBJackson]

And the TGIF award for stupidest idea from a political leader this week goes to…

The Gold Coast Liberal Councillor trying to make being homeless illegal 😳

Having to start your pitch with ‘I know it sounds terrible but…’ should be a warning to stop talking!

#auspol

[Australian Services Union @ASUnion]

BREAKING: 10 days paid family violence leave introduced in parliament. Congrats ASU members!

[The Chaser @chaser]

Neighbours fans declare "best cliffhanger yet" as finale leaves cast facing 2 pandemics, a new great depression, climate collapse, and a kid rock comeback tour

[The Chaser @chaser]

Public encouraged to take up daily Acknowledgement of Country to ward off Pauline Hanson

[The Chaser @chaser]

For those playing the AusPol drinking game, Scott Morrison has failed to turn up to work again

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

then i went did it again yahh

[The Chaser @chaser]

Barilaro defends fighting cameraman, explaining it's just muscle memory to destroy evidence these days

[The Chaser @chaser]

With Splendour cancelled only one man can save the nation

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

yesterday 157 republicans in the house voted against codifying gay marriage and now 194 voted against protecting access to contraceptives! cool country!!!!!

[CORPSE @CORPSE]

thank u for 100M on HDBNU 🦇
we really did that shit 🖤🩸

always grateful. forever

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