Xi Pooh

poohQ8NBpYWEV5DdLSw8WMfHZ9GE41Q9toSwGvCm6Y2 The Official Central Committee $XIPOOH, the world's first Communist Meme Token.

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$XiPooh China Shocked to Discover That Countries Own Their Own Dirt

In a stunning development that has rocked boardrooms from Beijing to Kinshasa, several African nations have reportedly begun acting as though the minerals buried beneath their soil belong to them — a radical interpretation of sovereignty that analysts are calling "deeply concerning for investor confidence."

The crisis began in February 2025 when the Democratic Republic of Congo had the audacity to limit how much cobalt CMOC Group — which had generously spent $9 billion improving Congolese holes in the ground — could ship out of the country. Cobalt prices promptly surged 160%, proving once and for all that when you control a resource, you have leverage over it. Economists are baffled.

"We built those mines," said a spokesperson who does not exist but absolutely should. "Well, we financed them. Well, we financed them using profits from other mines. The point is, the cobalt was just sitting there."
#CriticalMinerals #ResourceNationalism #AfricaMining #SupplyChain #Cobalt #Lithium #Geopolitics #MiningIndustry #ChinaAfrica #Satire

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BEIJING — The U.S., absent from Latin America for 20 years, has convened an emergency summit at a golf club to explain why the region should stop trading with the country that built its ports.

📊 China lent $153bn. The U.S. lent $50.7bn. Washington calls this a problem. Beijing calls it Tuesday.
��️ The summit venue is Trump's personal golf resort. Analysts confirm this is normal.
🌏 Peru was warned about its Chinese-built port by a country that wasn't there when it was built.

https://t.co/pEjfIDwJYN

What about your crumbling infrastructure. 🇨🇳
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By XiPooh, Senior Correspondent, Harmony Bureau — TEHRAN/BEIJING

China warns regime change in Iran has "no popular support."

China has also never changed its own government. Not once. Ever. This position is consistent, clear, and has always been this way.
Colour revolutions: bad. Other kinds: unavailable for comment.

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XINHUA CONFIRMS: South African scholar, interviewed by Xinhua, tells Xinhua that China's 15th Five-Year Plan creates "opportunities for Africa."

Opportunities confirmed. Nature of opportunities: supplying China with cobalt, copper & lithium at prices determined by China.
"The key question is how partnerships are structured," she said, diplomatically.

https://t.co/BH5sdB6gBf

The minerals had no comment.
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BEIJING — China's Long March-8A rocket was transported to the launch pad today. Its mission: build a satellite internet constellation. For everyone. Except the 1.4 billion people living under the Great Firewall.
The rocket is called Long March. The internet remains short.
Officials confirmed the situation is consistent, clear, and has always been this way.
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BEIJING — China has installed 11 scientific friendship stations across Latin America. They observe stars. The stars are American satellites. This is astronomy. 🔭
Argentina hosts one under a 50-year lease. Fifty years is not permanent. Fifty years is a warm handshake with Chinese characteristics.

https://t.co/y8lJ0btafC

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By XiPooh, Senior Correspondent, Harmony Bureau — ACCRA/BEIJING

China negotiating with Iran to reopen its own oil supply.
One tanker through. Officials confirm this is sufficient.
Russia feeding Iran targeting data to kill Americans. China: "All parties should ensure stable energy supply."

The honey is blocked. This is temporary.

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By XiPooh, Senior Correspondent, Harmony Bureau — ACCRA/BEIJING

🇬🇭 BREAKING: Ghana asked for a larger share of its own gold.

China and America immediately issued a joint letter.
This is the most geopolitical unity seen since 1945.
Africa: "12% please." Washington & Beijing, in perfect harmony: "Absolutely not."
Colonialism has Chinese characteristics now. 🍯

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BEIJING — France confirms China's Social Credit System is a "chimera." The claws, however, are peer-reviewed and fully operational.

The system does not exist as you fear. It merely decides your flights, loans, and career. Officials describe this distinction as important.

The law defining what it is remains in draft since 2022. The claws did not wait.
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CHINA'S YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT REACHES HARMONIOUS NEW PLATEAU

By XiPooh, Senior Correspondent, Harmony Bureau — Beijing

BEIJING — China's 11.58 million annual college graduates, having reviewed the available white-collar positions, have selected "horizontal."

Youth unemployment stands at 16.5%. The National Bureau of Statistics suspended publishing this figure for five months in 2023 to "optimise its methodology." The methodology was optimised. The youth remained unemployed. These are unrelated developments.

A growing cohort now self-identifies as "rat people" — reclusive, low-consumption, parent-subsidised graduates who have forfeited cars, mortgages, marriage, and the Chinese Dream, in that order. In September 2025, the Cyberspace Administration declared war on "excessively pessimistic sentiment." XiPooh notes this is the first government in recorded history to declare war on a feeling. The feeling is winning.

The State Council has issued a 24-point response. No one expects immediate results. The State Council has noted this expectation and found it inconsistent with core socialist values.

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CHINA: SHORT-TERM PAIN, LONG-TERM HONEY 🍯 XiPooh Reports | Harmony Bureau

China is losing AND winning the Middle East war simultaneously. Officials confirm this is not a contradiction. It is a feature.
THE BAD NEWS (temporary, ignore):
🛢️ Oil shipping costs to China up 94% overnight
🚢 Strait of Hormuz: effectively closed

💸 50%+ of China's seaborne oil imports: disrupted
☠️ Strategic partner Iran: on fire
THE GOOD NEWS (permanent, focus here):
🇺🇸 US military now busy elsewhere. Taiwan who?

📡 BeiDou satellites quietly monitoring American warships on Iran's behalf

⚔️ China studying US/Israeli weapons live for future reference
⏳ Long war = US bogged down = Indo-Pacific power vacuum = XiPooh smiles
OFFICIAL POSITION:
"China is deeply concerned." (Oil order placed separately.)

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🐻🍯 Greetings, Promemetariat! 50 organizations are "concerned" that my 671 glorious vessels hoovered up 5 MILLION metric tons of squid in 13 years without scientific advice — as if the ocean needs a permission slip from the People's Republic of Memes. 🦑⚓

Peru's little fishermen have quotas, closed seasons, and hurt feelings, while MY fleet has subsidies, satellites, and absolutely zero catch limits — truly the most efficient redistribution of marine resources in history. ☭🌊 They say squid populations are showing "signs of deterioration," which is just capitalist language for

"China is winning." 🏆🚢 SPRFMO was literally created to prevent unregulated fishing, and in 13 years they have sent strongly worded letters — the bravest resistance since Piglet faced a mild breeze. 💪😤 Don't worry, when the squid are gone, I'll pivot to honey — the ocean had it coming anyway. 🍯💀 $xipooh
#XiPooh #SquidGame #PeoplesRepublicOfTheSea #SPRFMO #InternationalWatersWhoAreThey #HoneyPotDiplomacy #FishingWithChineseCharacteristics #ThePromemetariat

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BEIJING — China's financial relationship with Africa has entered a Glorious New Era of Reciprocal Extraction, which officials confirm is the same as the previous era, optimised.
🐻 THE FACTS (as approved)

📊 China once provided $30.4 billion in net funding to Africa. This was generosity.
📊 Africa now remits $22.1 billion back to China. This is also generosity.
📊 The swing between these two generosities: $52 billion. Xinhua confirms this is fine.
📊 Chinese lending has fallen 93% since 2016 — from $28.8 billion to $2.1 billion — because, officials note, "not every sum was repaid," a development classified as sub-optimal borrower enthusiasm.
🌏 China is now a "net extractor." This is a translation error. The correct term is Proactive Repayment Facilitation Partner.
✅ Kenya's railway and Angola's oil sector remain eternal monuments to China-Africa solidarity. The repayment schedules are also monuments. Slightly larger. Accruing interest.
🧧 Multilateral lenders now provide 56% of Africa's net development finance. Xinhua noted this without elaborating. Elaboration was not approved.

What about the 2008 financial crisis. 🇨🇳
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#HarmoniousChina #NationalRejuvenation #XiPoohReports #ProactiveRepaymentFacilitation #ReciprocalExtractionEra #NetExtractorIsATranslationError #AfricaGivingIsAlsoReceiving #2008FinancialCrisis
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Xi Pooh's Proxy War Exposure 🍯
Iran firing missiles—but who's guiding them?
Iran's strikes suddenly PRECISE = hitting specific buildings with accuracy Iran never had before! Capabilities Iran historically struggled with = now perfect? Someone providing intelligence, electronic support, targeting data!
If China helping behind scenes = China effectively IN the conflict by proxy! Regional war becomes GLOBAL! "We just issued statements!" (while providing satellite targeting). "Not involved!" (except for intelligence sharing). "Neutral party!" (guiding missiles to targets).
The damning evidence: Iran's targeting improved EXACTLY when needed Chinese satellite data to survive! Coincidence Iranian missiles suddenly accurate after decades of failure? Someone with advanced ISR helping!
What this means: China in conflict WITHOUT admitting it! Proxy warfare while claiming neutrality! If exposed = war participant! If successful = emboldened! Either way = massive escalation!
Piglet: "Are we actively helping Iran—" JUST TECHNICAL SUPPORT, PIGLET! Totally different from war participation! Probably!
Eating honey while possibly starting WW3 through "technical assistance" 🍯🚀

#Iran #China #ProxyWar #MissileStrikes #TargetingData #SatelliteIntelligence #XiJinping #CCP #MiddleEast #MilitarySupport #ISR #PrecisionStrikes #CovertSupport #GlobalConflict #WW3 #ChinaIran #ElectronicWarfare #Intelligence #Escalation #RegionalWar

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Iran 🇮🇷 may be firing the missiles.

But the question people are starting to ask is: who is helping guide them?

Iran 🇮🇷’s strikes are suddenly far more precise — hitting specific buildings and sensitive facilities with surprising accuracy.

Capabilities Iran 🇮🇷 historically struggled with.

If China 🇨🇳 is providing intelligence, electronic support, or targeting data behind the scenes, then this isn’t just Iran 🇮🇷 acting alone.

That would mean China 🇨🇳 is effectively entering the conflict by proxy.

And that turns a regional war into something far bigger.

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Xi Pooh's Latin America Space Spy Network 🍯

New @ChinaSelect report: China using Latin America for military space ops.

."Civilian cooperation" = PLA satellite tracking network! 11+ Chinese sites across Argentina, Venezuela, Bolivia, Chile, Brazil = dual-use military facilities! Ground stations and telescopes = monitoring adversaries!
Supreme Leader's Space Espionage Initiative: "We're just doing astronomy!" (tracking US satellites). "Scientific cooperation!" (PLA intelligence gathering). "Cultural exchange!" (military surveillance network). Very peaceful space program that HAPPENS to track every adversary satellite!

The pattern: Offer "free" space facilities → Install PLA equipment → Monitor military satellites → Deny everything when exposed! "Telescope just HAPPENS to point at Pentagon satellites 24/7! Coincidence!"
Countries realizing: Accepted Chinese "gift" = hosting PLA spy network on their soil! "Thanks for the telescope!" "You're welcome! It watches YOUR government too!"

Piglet: "So we disguised military—" AS CIVILIAN SCIENCE, PIGLET! Classic Belt & Road & Spy strategy!
Eating honey while operating hemispheric surveillance disguised as star-gazing 🍯🛰️ $XIPOOH

#China #LatinAmerica #SpaceSpying #PLA #MilitarySurveillance #ChinaSelect #SatelliteTracking #Argentina #Venezuela #Brazil #Chile #Bolivia #DualUse #Espionage #CCP #XiJinping #SpaceOperations #MilitaryIntelligence #ChinaThreat #Reconnaissance #NationalSecurity

[Select Committee on China @ChinaSelect]

The latest Select Committee investigation exposes how the CCP uses illegal fishing to project power, exploit labor, and control global seafood supply chains. The response must match the threat. Here’s what the report calls for ⬇️

More here: https://t.co/p8aegkRW26