Xialas

adrift in a hazy state of pre-nut delusion

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Post-bender Pinocchio syndrome: when it takes you a few days to start feeling like a real boy again

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Person on salvia misinterpreting the allegory of the cave: “so these shadow people are actually real?”

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Everything’s downhill from the first bite…..

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My roommate caught me in the kitchen doing the joker dance at 7 am. It’s too early to be doing weird shit like that, I’m sorry.

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You ever went on such a bender that you forget which eye your contacts should go in? not like just the next morning but as if the neurons that contained that information have been permanently melted out of your skull and you have to relearn your prescription. Ya me neither.

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@goated_diogenes Absolutely spot on. Fuck ya.

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You think Palpatine thought Anikin was cute? I certainly did

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If I was short I would definitely need to find some hobbies but since I am above average height Im jus gonna enjoy the weather up here and neglect to develop any facets of my character

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@pussypower67 Too late, already there

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My other roommate (not the legendary mallard) is a stupid bitch

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It’s too bad Charlie Kirk’s wife’s a baddy

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Yall think there is still any money in tomb raiding? My roommates unemployed, I told him to look into it

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Don’t ask me if I want to go to Church mother fucker. I’m a polytheist. I have a rain dance tonight and you’re lucky I live close to you.

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Think that anikin was cute that is. Not that I thought that palpatine thougjt anikin was cute. Thats what I am asking you.

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“Thats so crazy it just might work”…. I whisper to my meat as I reach down for the third time tonight

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My brain chemistry as stable as a baby deer on stilts

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Ok Aristotle, if I “think therefore I am”, whose dick is in my hand? Who thought of that huh?

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Anytime I see someone wearing Calvin Klein I think gah damn I wish that person was a friend of mine

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I wanna go back in time and give my dad a xan. That dude was stressing

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Eating soup in public is so fucking gay. Stop that. Go home.