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I'm Xin. She/Her. Not the actual Wide Moonglum. @TheCrushingJaws is my 💖fiance💖

[ＷＩＤＥ ＭＯＯＮＧＬＵＭ @Xintract2]

the beatles

[the gamette @CDIGODDESS]

"games are special.... because we... have stories to tell..."

*montage of ue5 third person combat*

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

the read more books pennant is something that homer would be holding while hes sitting in the audience of some academic competition lisa is in

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

the existence of esex implies the existence of offline, physical sex.

[Taylor🪴 @TKPullinger]

Every little creature who wants a blueberry should get to have a blueberry 🫐

[Tempura Person (c0mms CLOSED!) @tempura_person]

you guys find him convincing enough? 🤔

[Edti @Edti_24]

#SIGNALIS

[RudeJackalope @RudeJackalope]

this looks like how an alien would draw a racist caricature of a human

[ＷＩＤＥ ＭＯＯＮＧＬＵＭ @Xintract2]

@john_wilddog Who the fuck saves a pair of sneakers for a special occasion? That's what actual shoes are for

[john @john_wilddog]

favorite bit is people learning that sneakers get destroyed if you don't use them regularly

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Dressing up as Vikings to signify that they’re going to show up in North America, do so little that historians are still not really sure exactly what they did or how long they were here, then quickly turn around and go home

[elle @saint_mikha]

what the FUCK are you playing

[Smolassus☭ @Smolassus]

crazy how they had a shot that was just 30% her fat tit on screen for 13 seconds.

[PaniPancakes @PaniPancakes]

Flirting with your maid is unethical but that doesn't mean you should stop

[🐍 @dougburzum]

Having no sex hormones obviously should turn you into an ethereal androgyne waif creature, but instead apparently it makes your entire body fatally collapse. Really unfortunate

[ＷＩＤＥ ＭＯＯＮＧＬＵＭ @Xintract2]

@clrcusclrcus Reminds me of my portal 2 reviews

[extra lettuce🔞| 🏳️‍🌈🐎HORSEGURLSUPREME🐎🌈 @clrcusclrcus]

GLaDOS experimenting on u and noticing u get wetter/harder when she's insulting u so she does it more to show how 'gross and perverse you are' 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😊😊🤤🤤🤤🤤

[BISOTIN (CLOSED C0mm) @Bisobisobro]

Tomboy Asuka.

[Scoots @Scoots_Pubbi]

If Bubsy walks into the wrong party he is getting cracked on sight

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Overheard at the bar last night:

“hey can I borrow a cigarette?

are you gonna give it back?

yes but it’ll be forever changed”

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video