El Presidente Guapo

Perfer et obdura, dolor hic tibi proderit olim

[El Presidente Guapo @Xm1ck_]

I want this tumultuous era to be the death of the "angry black woman" trope.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Bertha decides to throw shoes at a retail worker because she doesn’t want to wear a mask. #COVID19 #KarensGoneWild https://t.co/mYlXOv0JGL

[💋🎱✨️ @lelethubb]

till inconsideration do us apart

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“you walk away so easily” thanks, i’m a leaver. i will leave. anything i don’t like, i’m leaving.

[Evan Welsh @eustacesilly]

Giving us this less than a month after “get these beggars out of here”

He’s on an absolutely generational run

[Dash ⚡️🦋 @breannadache]

Sounds irritating.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Again, this isn’t cute. I hope this kind of inconsiderate love never finds my brothers and me.

[Sammy Wammy 🫒 @SamsoSpicy]

Anytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭

[G.T @gingerrtom]

let them die bro.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A screening of Spider-Man: Brand New Day was evacuated after an audience member unleashed a Hulk-sized fart

The smell was so unbearable that moviegoers had to leave the theater in disgust

[blaxo @nbablaxo]

Beasted on

[𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 ᥫ᭡ @nathanwontmiss]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your girlfriend isn't a narcissistic avoidant loser

[MOON🪽 @slitmane]

“Knowing Rihanna” from where?

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

😭😭😭

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Student responded to my joke with "is that another reference from before we were born?"

[🌍 @URlENS]

We don't talk about how incredibly nasty black elders can get when they-who conformed to respectability politics all their lives- have to share a space with someone younger that does not. It forces them to confront that it might've been all for nothing.

[zoe @gayrdians]

friend asked if i could buy the movie tickets

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

when you ordering pizza and the broke homie say “get some wings too”

[jezz @JezziiB]

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations

[high meat enthusiast @HamasCOO]

This is the only person using this website correctly

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

my boyfriend wanted a dirt and worms cake for his birthday, ask and you shall receive

[No academic pressure @Hi_Vee]

Hiii