Kaitlyn

stressy depressy - I put the fun in dysfunctional 🤘🏻

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

@JDSmith0303 @bertsinatra Video was released in 2003. Don’t believe everything you read. And commenting such a dumb comment on said video that has been proven by DC who you so solemnly worship should give you all the verification you need to know. Careful. Internet is catching you slipping.

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

@Clay_Allison1 @bertsinatra Bro this video was released in 2003 for fucks sake don’t believe everything you read

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

@bertsinatra Are you dumb? Thanking Trump for a video that was released in 2003? You must be dumb. Or being paid. Either way, pathetic. 😂😂😂😂

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

No, even gave his him own floor in the trump tower to so he could entertain himself his entire first term. Melania and Baron are close though.

[gold dust haley @golddusthaley]

@AfricanElixir @prisonmitch does donald even have a relationship with baron ?

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

@elonmusk It shitted back on land. Please pick up after your pets.

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

@elonmusk - you gonna clean up your rockets shit splatter or nah?

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

Bruh

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

paris hilton wearing an anti-paparazzi scarf that obscures flash photography and ruin anyone’s picture

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Mood.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I just learned the medical name for Viagra.

Mycoxaflopin.

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

Just released the finch I rescued as a baby when I found him trapped beneath two pieces of wood when he jumped out of the nest too early, a month ago. I nurtured him till his wing was healed. He’s fully recovered now. Gonna miss the little guy. 🥲

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 20 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

@missdianemorgan please, please, ask your directors and producers to come out with a Cunk on America. The roasting would be phenomenal!! I’m begging!

[Kaitlyn @XoKaita]

Google: How to act okay, when you really fucking don’t know how to feel okay?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

being in costco is such a disorienting experience like what do you mean this is the cereal/hot tub aisle

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Brandon Burns @BurnsBrandon]

New rule: You can’t tell me when life begins when you don’t even know when an election is over.