Xowie Jade

Tweets about death, dying, and funerals. Mostly.

[Xowie Jade @XowieJade]

On the @SW_Help train from Portsmouth to Waterloo. Feeling a bit blobby - have left the house unprepared! If anyone on this train who has periods has a pad going spare please I'm in coach 5. Striped shirt, doing crochet. #longshot #pleaseandthankyou #unprepared #hopefulfalsealarm

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@CarsCurious Are you okay, Bill?

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@poppysfunerals Massive congratulations!

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@StudioDoodal Has this been taken off of Game Pass?

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@StudioDoodal Just trying to load 1.6.3.0 and this is all we're getting 😭 On XBox Series X

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@StudioDoodal Oh yay! Thank you!

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@widow_waiting I am so very sorry. Sending you and your family lots of love and hugs.

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@perter1Alt @IGN @RahulKohli13 @flanaganfilm Ooh I can see that!

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The Dark Tower + Mike Flanagan = Yes please @StephenKing 🥹
https://t.co/flche1ejZt

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@Melsey69 @leeloocorbin @neilhimself @MasonAPark Fantastic! How are you finding it?

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@leeloocorbin @Melsey69 @neilhimself @MasonAPark Yes! I adored the audiobooks!

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@Melsey69 @neilhimself @MasonAPark You should absolutely read them; they're fabulous!

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@ThatEricAlper Goin' to California

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@christinear17 @thegoodgodabove Thank you! I am very proud of him!

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@StephenKing I love this. We're stuck with the cockwomble a bit longer yet it seems. Please RT when he finally gets out.

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@runnersworlduk Thank you for this! Marathon #3 for me next Sunday. I'm undertrained. I'm going to finish it. I needed this today!

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No.

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@StephenKing Bury me, baby! Weirdly my Mum and I were talking about this recently and she had no idea I want to be buried. Good job I mentioned it, just in case. Talk about this stuff, people! It's important!