Uzoh XP

Let's be honest, you aren't finding out just from my bio...

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

Hello 😊

[Freda Duke @fredduke2000]

@BishopPOEvang If the IGP can sanction this kind of patrol on daily basis, you will have cleaned up the @PoliceNG by 30 percent. Most of the policemen on the road and those at the counter are the problem of the police force. They can do and undo.

[Juve Garis Garis @Juve_info01]

Pemain nya kaget,
Pelatihnya kaget,
Saya juga kaget.😅

[BukasOg🇧🇫 @1bukasOg]

@DurkioWiz @Bigmellbiz You won’t understand until he comes back like this

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

Exciting way of announcing the FIFA World Cup 2026 squad by Senegal 🇸🇳

[Marca Zonal | Data & Fútbol 📊 @Marca_Zonal]

INCREÍBLE 😅

Armaron un compilado de 7 MINUTOS con errores arbitrales que favorecieron al Arsenal durante la Premier League 2025/26 😳 https://t.co/9opI7l4eS3

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

Dr. Abbati: Do you still think there is enough time to review and amend the Electoral Act, or should we just run with it as it is until after the 2027 election?

Mike Igini: Why board a plane that you know is going to crash? ✈️

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

@DavidHundeyin they never know.... Dude is doing everything possible to return unopposed.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Violence is the key.

I will not explain.

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

@NoirMotive @MikaelCBernard @grok who won this game

[Oku @oku_yungx]

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger 😂

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

Dear Nigerians,
Pastors are not your problem.. channel your energies to your so called selected politicians..

Abi una dey fear DSS arrest??

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

@BwalaDaniel Dem invite you for interview, you dey find expo.. typical Nigerian politician

[ekenefortunate @ekenefortunate]

@ruffydfire This was surprising and he couldn't hold his laugh

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

https://t.co/vUbdsbjugc

[Horny badger @BolajiCrispus]

@mobola_ade The movie name is shadow edge, check it out https://t.co/lt9bkprmMc.

[Bovi @officialBovi]

Nigeria and Ghana presidents clash over imaginary border at joint press briefing 🤣🤣. Download nevadabridgetv app to watch the full episode

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

Hey @grok, based on my tweets history state:
what is my physical age?
what is my mental age?
what is my IQ?
what is my EQ?
what is my ideal profession?
what is my worst nightmare?

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

My iq score lol https://t.co/SrmZSZhR39

[Uzoh XP @Xp10_10]

@DavidHundeyin Blocked the omojuwa fool a long time ago

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

It's in this country that you will see a Senior Advocate of Nigeria go to court and argue that since someone's passport has expired, that means their citizenship has also expired.

It's in the same country that you'll see a doctor with full MBBS/MBCHB come on Twitter claiming that selective breeding and genetic modification are the same thing.

Same country that a billionaire real estate developer goes on national TV and proudly declares that he doesn't listen to structural engineers because they "only know book and they don't know the practical side of it." Only for his building to collapse in Ikoyi and he died inside it.

I don't know what specific brand of hubristic illiteracy they teach in the Nigerian educational system, but the more I interact with our people, the less surprised I become at the state of our country. By and large as a people, we're genuinely exactly where we deserve to be.