Xris

Mathematics PhD Candidate @UHouston | Movie producer | Web developer | Lazy Python software developer.

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@PLforIndia Hugo

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Man stole the ball just to stare at it like a geometry problem. 😭

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

At my direction, following the visit of a high-level Federal Government delegation that I sent to the Esiele and Yawota communities in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, I have approved the recruitment of 1,000 forest guards in collaboration with the Oyo State Government.

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Arsenal clowns called Maresca and Chelsea 3:0 masterclass a fluke

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Mbappe 🥹

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@Hamidsahari20 Wrong video mate

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Wrap it up 🤡

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Road House, but instead of Patrick Swayze, it’s Elliot Page.

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@433 @mad_housetv Selfish prick! Joao Pedro more deserving

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The government took half and the wife took half.

[Third @thirdmetax]

Divorce lawyer James Sexton reveals a client won $50,000,000 and his wife immediately filed for divorce

“He won the lottery he used to play the Powerball and he won like $50 million so after taxes it was $25 million and he was beyond thrilled until he got told yeah she gets half”

“He was like wait why I bought the ticket I’m like you are one person in the eyes of the law if she won the lottery you’d get half of it,you won the lottery she gets half of it”

“he was suddenly very motivated that maybe we should stay together but she was like I get half of 25 million and I don’t have to deal with you anymore see ya”

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@inecnigeria Bunch of criminals

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Pau Cubarsi has not been the same since this

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Bro went 0/5 🫣

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

To do list today:

-Laugh at Arsenal
-Laugh at Chelsea
-Celebrate Man United’s win
-Celebrate Man City’s win
-Celebrate Sesko’s Hatrick

WE WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT

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Arsenal vs Chelsea close out the premier league trend today

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Djokovic 🐐

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Clear why he’s wasting away in Turkey in his prime.

Play Akon Adams and Onuachu upfront!

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Osimhen reportedly dropped his accreditation and threatened to quit Nigeria’s AFCON squad entirely after a bust-up with Lookman on the pitch. https://t.co/y1zYm3BbFL

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@TripleH

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Triple H booking all year long

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Triple H is worse than Vince.

Made Gunther tap out to Jey.

Made Cena tap out to Gunther.

Pointless booking.

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How the entire arena felt about triple h ruining Cena’s retirement match

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Triple fraud

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Cm Punk was onto Triple H.

Vince would have never booked this shii

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Triple (fraud) H