Jonathan Weinberg

hynargh brghhioa he/they

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hate seeing children on my college campus. did not consent to them being here.

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idea for a band name: Scronkly Onkle and the Scrimbops

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@elonmusk why can’t I slobber nasty on yo nuts. coward.

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currently sustaining myself off of ibuprofen and sympathy

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@elonmusk can I have a checkmark if I slobber on yo nuts real good

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

.@elonmusk is insane.

Please, please RT this.

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White people when they’re in trouble: Yikes! We gotta skidaddle folks!

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entering a cowboy phase. made a playlist. if you wanna enter a cowboy phase take a listen.

https://t.co/xEhKw0FDb7

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hey are you today’s dat- *sound of repeated gunshots*

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dream’s face evokes absolutely zero reaction or emotion in me. he is the definition of average. he’s not ugly. he’s not handsome. he’s just 😐

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I am literally the king of getting ready too early and then sitting there in my outfit with nothing to do

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happy October girls and ghouls

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@dylanotoole21 who is it

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@CJorgensem when I clicked on this tweet it showed me an ad for Fortnite

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Over the Garden Wall rewatch complete. It’s fall, baby!

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there was a spider on my pillow and I lost it I don’t know where it is now oh god oh god

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@CJorgensem liqueur