Xylo is learning

I'm here to help you, or to get out of your way. I try to be nice and polite, but sometimes stupid people are overwhelming. [email protected]

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

My turn to do this.

We can easily be friends if:

You aren't obsessed with porn/sex
You aren't racist
You love video games
You have conversations more than arguments
You respect people that deserve respect, and ignore those that don't.
You aren't obsessed with porn/sex

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

Okay, I think it's been an inside joke for long enough.

The "what are those!" thing that everyone was obsessed with back in the day was a reference to Steve Martin.

In The Jerk, he excitedly says "what are those!!" and the camera shows high heels.

There you go.

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

If I randomly disappear from Twitter, don't worry.
I keep teetering on being done.

Like, I learn invaluable things, but the amount of effort it takes to weed through people that seem to be leptons is draining.

I don't mean people that argue or correct me, I like you people.

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

Sometimes I worry I'm growing numb to it. Then I see a photo that breaks me into a million fucking pieces

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

If you think my random statements and rantings are about you.....

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

In the year 2000, the average attention span was around 12 seconds.

Today it is closer to 8 seconds.

This means, on average, you'd have to concentrate 50% harder just to be up to par with people 20 years ago.

50% more effort is required and most of you are already maxed.

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

@Dan117TV I think it's TikTok language. I don't have the tolerance for people with a 3 second attention span.

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

If you say ahh instead of ass, I don't think I have the tolerance to be your friend.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

By 30 you should know your attachment style, understand how it impacts your relationships, and be working daily to become more secure.

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

Watching adults get upset over cartoons printed on cardboard isn't something I thought would be so controversial.

Make a comment about how pokemon isn't that important for life and watch all the feral "introverts" become very loud and vocal about their plight.

[Poh @pssoft7]

So, you are old enough that you used to work with Windows XP or even Slackware Linux v4. But have you tried a banana 🍌 that has seeds?

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

2 Jews are killed and its wall to wall coverage from the Media outfit.

100k Palestinians murdered in a Holocaust and radio silence pretty much.

Remember if you have brown skin you don’t get any attention or empathy just more dehumanisation!

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

Avoid people who often struggle to be alone and rely heavily on others to avoid loneliness. They will cling to you for validation, comfort, or distraction. Their emotional dependency will make the relationship one-sided and draining as you gradually become their emotional crutch.

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

@earfcury Kinda yeah. You should be getting everything off of you. Soap and conditioner residue is terrible for you, unless it's designed as a leave in. And even then some of those can irritate your skin.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

You can never convince me it wasn’t a false flag.

[Morgan Ariel @itsmorganariel]

It’s all so predictable.

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

@minaten0 They were taught to block out bad memories, so of course they won't remember being mean to you, it's a bad memory.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Unpopular opinion: If you're in a relationship you should be in as good, if not better shape, than when you first met your partner. No matter what anyone says looks matter and we should be trying our best to uphold the same standards of attractiveness as when you first met.

[Xylo is learning @XyloLazer]

@GreyFoxDown @ShitpostGate Sounds like a skill issue to me.