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tw: jana

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

I love my friend Ryan he’ll text me and say “can I talk to you for ten minutes?” and then he talks to me for like seventy one minutes and says “ok this is the last thing I’m gonna say” fourteen different times

[lauren 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @xugaaze]

terrible tudors gorgeous georgians slimy stuarts vile victorians woeful wars ferocious fights dingy castles daring knights

[respari @0riy0n]

They said the heat is stroking people
Where 👀

[bea 🫖 cr: tgcf 4 @iamheathcIiff]

@kennixonette salieri & mozart everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

looking for jobs is awesome man should I apply on bebee or jooble

[Solie @lily__pond]

Feeling this very deeply

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

laying on a skinny dude chest like laying on da porch

[🩷🫈🐄 Brianna. @LE0P0LDS]

Walking to the bus station & I was stopped dead in my tracks.

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[lauren 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @xugaaze]

can't even celebrate that we're finally overcoming the two party system because the cost is the Evil Nazi Mega Hitler Rape Party

[Josh @JoshAlexCairo]

The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.

[chase @_chase_____]

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

*runs my fingers over your headphone dent* please stop..... for me....💔

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

I love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison

[🐅 @Y4WNER]

i am person

[grovy @grovymango]

Person who enjoys a long commute because they really like trains and public transit

[birdstew @smexybirbo]

Another gimp doodle lol

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

*reading about Icarus but stopping 2/3 through* Wow. He really did it. He flew super close to the sun with no consequences

[soli @solisolsoli]

Robert Pattinson for GQ by Ian Woods